Whythisword's definitions

Disco Stick

A penis

"Let's have some fun, this beat is sick. I wanna take a ride on your disco stick."
- Lady Gaga

by Whythisword February 13, 2021

Rainbow beam

A queer person’s secret weapon, a laser beam made up of all the colors of the rainbow. However the power to emit it must be found from within.

This homophobe was being an asshole so I blasted a rainbow beam at him

by Whythisword July 16, 2022

For Unlawful Carnal Knowledge

A euphemistic way of referring to taboo sex (outside of marriage, adultery, homosexuality, sodomy, etc.), this phrase is often used as a false etymology for the word "fuck"
Also, Van Halen's 1991 album

I remember coming home and getting slapped by my dad for unlawful carnal knowledge, apparently he found out my "roomate" and I were actually dating

by Whythisword October 16, 2022

Rastraded

The act of castrating someone and then displaying their genitalia in a pickle jar in the style of Rasputin

Commie: I rastraded the guy
Cappie: Why?
Commie: He wouldn't stop talking like he's Rasputin, so I treated him like Rasputin

by Whythisword November 5, 2019

Homophobia

The fear of homosexuality. The belief that being around gay people will make you gay

My cousin’s gay and he wants to come home for Christmas! I don’t want my son to be gay.

Classic homophobia, Karen

by Whythisword December 14, 2020

ogilitiv

It's vitiligo in reverse.
Like vitiligo, your skin progressively changes color. Instead of getting lighter, your skin gets darker.

Ariana Grande is pulling a reverse Michael Jackson!
I think she has ogilitiv

by Whythisword December 18, 2020

antidisestablishmentarianism

A word people randomly say to sound smart, like supercalifragilisticexpialidocious

Some random guy: antidisestablishmentarianism
Idiot: Wow, he's so smart

by Whythisword May 25, 2020