Whythisword's definitions

Storm

What everyone wants to do to Area 51

"We're gonna storm Area 51, wanna join?"

by Whythisword July 19, 2019

Squidward

An employee whose inattentive, impatient, and sleeps on the job.

Remember, no one wants to be a squidward.

by Whythisword September 1, 2018

Trapphic

A transgender sapphic
An AMAB person of feminine identity (binary or non-binary) who is attracted to other people of feminine identities (exclusively or non-exclusively)

Me: so transfem lesbians are called transbians
Friend: correct
Me: and transmasc gays are called trays right
Friend: yeah
Me: So that would make me, a transfem sapphic
Friend: …
Me: a trapphic?

by Whythisword July 25, 2021

The Reynolds Pamphlet

The pamphlet Alexander Hamilton wrote to defend himself at the beginning of a sex scandal. When Alexander Hamilton cheated on his wife, Eliza Schuyler, with Maria Reynolds. James, Maria's wife, blackmailed Alex, Alex paid Reynolds in checks, which James Munroe, Frederick Muhlenberg, and Abraham Venable found, in the musical, the letters were found by Thomas Jefferson, James Madison and his murderer, Arron Burr.
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Alexander was confronted by his two enemies and his frenemy about these checks, he was accused of stealing money from the government. He disproved this "theory" with a letter and the power of words, they took an oath to never speak of it. In history, Munroe broke the oath by telling his best friend, Thomas Jefferson. It went into a small rumor, everyone started to hate Alex. To defend himself, he wrote the Reynolds Pamphlet, and the rumor turned into a sex scandal.

by Whythisword January 23, 2019

Homophobia

The fear of homosexuality. The belief that being around gay people will make you gay

My cousin’s gay and he wants to come home for Christmas! I don’t want my son to be gay.

Classic homophobia, Karen

by Whythisword December 14, 2020

MLM

1) Men Loving Men: used in the LGBT Community to describe men who are attracted to other men

2) Multi-Level Marketing: a scheme involving a person recruiting a number of investors for the promise of a salary, having said investors market the program to other people to recruit more investors. Essentially, the combination of a pyramid scheme and a Ponzi scheme

3) Marxist-Leninist-Maoism: a form of communism that combines socio-political ideas of Karl Marx, Vladimir Lenin, and Mao Zedong

1) Steve and Mark are an MLM couple

2) MLM is an unethical investment fraud scheme and should be abolished

3) My favorite branch of socialism is MLM

by Whythisword June 22, 2021

Rainbow beam

A queer person’s secret weapon, a laser beam made up of all the colors of the rainbow. However the power to emit it must be found from within.

This homophobe was being an asshole so I blasted a rainbow beam at him

by Whythisword July 16, 2022