Whythisword's definitions

Blow your pipes

When you lose your voice from singing too aggressively

I thought you were gonna blow your pipes on that Slipknot song

by Whythisword August 26, 2022

WiFi Misquito

Streaming on cellular data. It sucks up your data like a misquito.

James: Why is my phone’s storage full?
Justin: I don’t know.
James: What did you do on my phone?
Justin: I watched a movie.
James: Was it a downloaded movie?
Justin: No
James: Did it say LTE.
Justin: Yeah
James: I told you not to do WiFi Misquito

by Whythisword January 27, 2019

Angry People

People exploding in love with financial problems who throw bottles at god and make evil babies with guns but they're completely normal

We're angry people, exploding in love. We're completely normal, throwing bottles at god. "You did this to us, why did you do this to us." We're angry people, with financial problems. Making evil babies, evil babies with guns. It's completely normal, everything's completely normal.

by Whythisword February 19, 2022

It was mutual

The phrase you hear from someone who was heartbroken and is in denial, if you ever hear this phrase from someone, hug them, they need it

“I wasn’t dumped, it was mutual”
“Oh my god, I’m so sorry”

by Whythisword July 3, 2022

Sexual harassment

A type of harassment involving sexual overtones

- unwanted sexual grabbing or touching

- unwanted sexual comments
- repeating sexual actions despite “no” and “stop” being said multiple times
- exposing genitals without consent
- looking at genitals without consent

“This guy grabbed my tit at work and he didn’t even ask if he could touch me”
“You should report them for sexual harassment”

by Whythisword June 26, 2021

The Reynolds Pamphlet

The pamphlet Alexander Hamilton wrote to defend himself at the beginning of a sex scandal. When Alexander Hamilton cheated on his wife, Eliza Schuyler, with Maria Reynolds. James, Maria's wife, blackmailed Alex, Alex paid Reynolds in checks, which James Munroe, Frederick Muhlenberg, and Abraham Venable found, in the musical, the letters were found by Thomas Jefferson, James Madison and his murderer, Arron Burr.
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Alexander was confronted by his two enemies and his frenemy about these checks, he was accused of stealing money from the government. He disproved this "theory" with a letter and the power of words, they took an oath to never speak of it. In history, Munroe broke the oath by telling his best friend, Thomas Jefferson. It went into a small rumor, everyone started to hate Alex. To defend himself, he wrote the Reynolds Pamphlet, and the rumor turned into a sex scandal.

by Whythisword January 23, 2019

Unipolar Disorder

When someone isn't bipolar but has the symptoms

Steven: My Mom for some reason acts really sweet but if you forget to do something, she goes Uma Thurman on your ass
Chris: I think your mom has Unipolar Disorder

by Whythisword January 20, 2021