Whythisword's definitions

Rainbow beam

A queer person’s secret weapon, a laser beam made up of all the colors of the rainbow. However the power to emit it must be found from within.

This homophobe was being an asshole so I blasted a rainbow beam at him

by Whythisword July 16, 2022

Homophobia

The fear of homosexuality. The belief that being around gay people will make you gay

My cousin’s gay and he wants to come home for Christmas! I don’t want my son to be gay.

Classic homophobia, Karen

by Whythisword December 14, 2020

Jordan

For a guy: A douche
For a girl: Just a cool person

"Jordan's such a douche"
"No, she's cool"
"The male Jordan"
"Oh"

by Whythisword November 1, 2020

Disco Stick

A penis

"Let's have some fun, this beat is sick. I wanna take a ride on your disco stick."
- Lady Gaga

by Whythisword February 13, 2021

MLM

1) Men Loving Men: used in the LGBT Community to describe men who are attracted to other men

2) Multi-Level Marketing: a scheme involving a person recruiting a number of investors for the promise of a salary, having said investors market the program to other people to recruit more investors. Essentially, the combination of a pyramid scheme and a Ponzi scheme

3) Marxist-Leninist-Maoism: a form of communism that combines socio-political ideas of Karl Marx, Vladimir Lenin, and Mao Zedong

1) Steve and Mark are an MLM couple

2) MLM is an unethical investment fraud scheme and should be abolished

3) My favorite branch of socialism is MLM

by Whythisword June 22, 2021

ogilitiv

It's vitiligo in reverse.
Like vitiligo, your skin progressively changes color. Instead of getting lighter, your skin gets darker.

Ariana Grande is pulling a reverse Michael Jackson!
I think she has ogilitiv

by Whythisword December 18, 2020

antidisestablishmentarianism

A word people randomly say to sound smart, like supercalifragilisticexpialidocious

Some random guy: antidisestablishmentarianism
Idiot: Wow, he's so smart

by Whythisword May 25, 2020