Whythisword's definitions

Rastraded

The act of castrating someone and then displaying their genitalia in a pickle jar in the style of Rasputin

Commie: I rastraded the guy
Cappie: Why?
Commie: He wouldn't stop talking like he's Rasputin, so I treated him like Rasputin

by Whythisword November 5, 2019

For Unlawful Carnal Knowledge

A euphemistic way of referring to taboo sex (outside of marriage, adultery, homosexuality, sodomy, etc.), this phrase is often used as a false etymology for the word "fuck"
Also, Van Halen's 1991 album

I remember coming home and getting slapped by my dad for unlawful carnal knowledge, apparently he found out my "roomate" and I were actually dating

by Whythisword October 16, 2022

MLM

1) Men Loving Men: used in the LGBT Community to describe men who are attracted to other men

2) Multi-Level Marketing: a scheme involving a person recruiting a number of investors for the promise of a salary, having said investors market the program to other people to recruit more investors. Essentially, the combination of a pyramid scheme and a Ponzi scheme

3) Marxist-Leninist-Maoism: a form of communism that combines socio-political ideas of Karl Marx, Vladimir Lenin, and Mao Zedong

1) Steve and Mark are an MLM couple

2) MLM is an unethical investment fraud scheme and should be abolished

3) My favorite branch of socialism is MLM

by Whythisword June 22, 2021

Jordan

For a guy: A douche
For a girl: Just a cool person

"Jordan's such a douche"
"No, she's cool"
"The male Jordan"
"Oh"

by Whythisword November 1, 2020

Disco Stick

A penis

"Let's have some fun, this beat is sick. I wanna take a ride on your disco stick."
- Lady Gaga

by Whythisword February 13, 2021

Trapphic

A transgender sapphic
An AMAB person of feminine identity (binary or non-binary) who is attracted to other people of feminine identities (exclusively or non-exclusively)

Me: so transfem lesbians are called transbians
Friend: correct
Me: and transmasc gays are called trays right
Friend: yeah
Me: So that would make me, a transfem sapphic
Friend: …
Me: a trapphic?

by Whythisword July 25, 2021

Squidward

An employee whose inattentive, impatient, and sleeps on the job.

Remember, no one wants to be a squidward.

by Whythisword September 1, 2018