Whythisword's definitions

Trapphic

A transgender sapphic
An AMAB person of feminine identity (binary or non-binary) who is attracted to other people of feminine identities (exclusively or non-exclusively)

Me: so transfem lesbians are called transbians
Friend: correct
Me: and transmasc gays are called trays right
Friend: yeah
Me: So that would make me, a transfem sapphic
Friend: …
Me: a trapphic?

by Whythisword July 25, 2021

Squidward

An employee whose inattentive, impatient, and sleeps on the job.

Remember, no one wants to be a squidward.

by Whythisword September 1, 2018

The Reynolds Pamphlet

The pamphlet Alexander Hamilton wrote to defend himself at the beginning of a sex scandal. When Alexander Hamilton cheated on his wife, Eliza Schuyler, with Maria Reynolds. James, Maria's wife, blackmailed Alex, Alex paid Reynolds in checks, which James Munroe, Frederick Muhlenberg, and Abraham Venable found, in the musical, the letters were found by Thomas Jefferson, James Madison and his murderer, Arron Burr.
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Alexander was confronted by his two enemies and his frenemy about these checks, he was accused of stealing money from the government. He disproved this "theory" with a letter and the power of words, they took an oath to never speak of it. In history, Munroe broke the oath by telling his best friend, Thomas Jefferson. It went into a small rumor, everyone started to hate Alex. To defend himself, he wrote the Reynolds Pamphlet, and the rumor turned into a sex scandal.

by Whythisword January 23, 2019

Angry People

People exploding in love with financial problems who throw bottles at god and make evil babies with guns but they're completely normal

We're angry people, exploding in love. We're completely normal, throwing bottles at god. "You did this to us, why did you do this to us." We're angry people, with financial problems. Making evil babies, evil babies with guns. It's completely normal, everything's completely normal.

by Whythisword February 19, 2022

WiFi Misquito

Streaming on cellular data. It sucks up your data like a misquito.

James: Why is my phone’s storage full?
Justin: I don’t know.
James: What did you do on my phone?
Justin: I watched a movie.
James: Was it a downloaded movie?
Justin: No
James: Did it say LTE.
Justin: Yeah
James: I told you not to do WiFi Misquito

by Whythisword January 27, 2019

EAR

Stands for Easy Ass Riff, made by Stevie T

Time to look at some Easy Ass Riffs, or EARs

by Whythisword June 25, 2019

urophiliac

A person who derives sexual pleasure from being treated like a toilet, also an inappropriate word for a spelling bee.

I used to be an adolescent, now as an adult, I became a urophiliac.

by Whythisword September 17, 2020