Whythisword's definitions

Broomrape

A parasitic plant that feeds off other plants to produce flowers

"This next one is called Broomrape"
"I'm serious"
"Broomrape, broomrape, Wikipedia? Broomrape"
"Naked broomrape"

by Whythisword February 14, 2021

urophiliac

A person who derives sexual pleasure from being treated like a toilet, also an inappropriate word for a spelling bee.

I used to be an adolescent, now as an adult, I became a urophiliac.

by Whythisword September 17, 2020

EAR

Stands for Easy Ass Riff, made by Stevie T

Time to look at some Easy Ass Riffs, or EARs

by Whythisword June 25, 2019

Angry People

People exploding in love with financial problems who throw bottles at god and make evil babies with guns but they're completely normal

We're angry people, exploding in love. We're completely normal, throwing bottles at god. "You did this to us, why did you do this to us." We're angry people, with financial problems. Making evil babies, evil babies with guns. It's completely normal, everything's completely normal.

by Whythisword February 19, 2022

WiFi Misquito

Streaming on cellular data. It sucks up your data like a misquito.

James: Why is my phone’s storage full?
Justin: I don’t know.
James: What did you do on my phone?
Justin: I watched a movie.
James: Was it a downloaded movie?
Justin: No
James: Did it say LTE.
Justin: Yeah
James: I told you not to do WiFi Misquito

by Whythisword January 27, 2019

Heterosexual Cisgendered Caucasian Males

The absolute scum of the earth
According to Tumblr, they're all racist, sexist, homophobic, and transphobic.

God I hate Heterosexual Cisgendered Caucasian Males, they all are scum. I heard one justify the pink tax, by saying they're all different the other day. The dude is just a neckbeard MRA. Domestic Violence towards men doesn't exist, I hope they all die. Up with XX down with XY, the world has no use for these racist, anti-lgbt, misogynistic bellands.
Btw, if this entry offended you, just remember this is a joke. I don't think Cis Straight White Men are bad people.

by Whythisword October 16, 2020

Angry Smol

Someone whose temper is similar to their height

"God I hate being short"
"Don't be an angry smol now"
"I'm not an angry smol"
"You know every time you say that you get a little angrier and a little smaller"

by Whythisword March 6, 2021