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MLM

1) Men Loving Men: used in the LGBT Community to describe men who are attracted to other men

2) Multi-Level Marketing: a scheme involving a person recruiting a number of investors for the promise of a salary, having said investors market the program to other people to recruit more investors. Essentially, the combination of a pyramid scheme and a Ponzi scheme

3) Marxist-Leninist-Maoism: a form of communism that combines socio-political ideas of Karl Marx, Vladimir Lenin, and Mao Zedong

1) Steve and Mark are an MLM couple

2) MLM is an unethical investment fraud scheme and should be abolished

3) My favorite branch of socialism is MLM

by Whythisword June 22, 2021

Sexual harassment

A type of harassment involving sexual overtones

- unwanted sexual grabbing or touching

- unwanted sexual comments
- repeating sexual actions despite “no” and “stop” being said multiple times
- exposing genitals without consent
- looking at genitals without consent

“This guy grabbed my tit at work and he didn’t even ask if he could touch me”
“You should report them for sexual harassment”

by Whythisword June 26, 2021

Pan-Lesbian

- A pansexual woman who is homoromantic
- A homosexual woman who is panromantic
- A lesbian who is also attracted to feminine non-binary identities
Not a pan woman who prefers women

“Pan-Lesbians are not valid”
“Yes they are, the split attraction model will tell you that”

by Whythisword July 1, 2021

The Reynolds Pamphlet

The pamphlet Alexander Hamilton wrote to defend himself at the beginning of a sex scandal. When Alexander Hamilton cheated on his wife, Eliza Schuyler, with Maria Reynolds. James, Maria's wife, blackmailed Alex, Alex paid Reynolds in checks, which James Munroe, Frederick Muhlenberg, and Abraham Venable found, in the musical, the letters were found by Thomas Jefferson, James Madison and his murderer, Arron Burr.
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Alexander was confronted by his two enemies and his frenemy about these checks, he was accused of stealing money from the government. He disproved this "theory" with a letter and the power of words, they took an oath to never speak of it. In history, Munroe broke the oath by telling his best friend, Thomas Jefferson. It went into a small rumor, everyone started to hate Alex. To defend himself, he wrote the Reynolds Pamphlet, and the rumor turned into a sex scandal.

by Whythisword January 23, 2019

The Reynolds Pamphlet

The pamphlet Alexander Hamilton wrote to defend himself at the beginning of a sex scandal. When Alexander Hamilton cheated on his wife, Eliza Schuyler, with Maria Reynolds. James, Maria's wife, blackmailed Alex, Alex paid Reynolds in checks, which James Munroe, Frederick Muhlenberg, and Abraham Venable found, in the musical, the letters were found by Thomas Jefferson, James Madison and his murderer, Arron Burr.
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Alexander was confronted by his two enemies and his frenemy about these checks, he was accused of stealing money from the government. He disproved this "theory" with a letter and the power of words, they took an oath to never speak of it. In history, Munroe broke the oath by telling his best friend, Thomas Jefferson. It went into a small rumor, everyone started to hate Alex. To defend himself, he wrote the Reynolds Pamphlet, and the rumor turned into a sex scandal.

by Whythisword January 23, 2019

WiFi Misquito

Streaming on cellular data. It sucks up your data like a misquito.

James: Why is my phone’s storage full?
Justin: I don’t know.
James: What did you do on my phone?
Justin: I watched a movie.
James: Was it a downloaded movie?
Justin: No
James: Did it say LTE.
Justin: Yeah
James: I told you not to do WiFi Misquito

by Whythisword January 27, 2019

Kitchenheimer

A Kitchen Hitler's sous-chef

Guy: Does Gordon Ramsey have a kitchenheimer?
Me: He's not a kitchen hitler, you doofus

by Whythisword February 2, 2019