4 definitions by Whyareyousofuckingweird

Spaghetti Dinner

When you go down on a guy, but he's got a thin dick and it's like slurping up some spaghetti with a side of meatballs

Mom: How was your date with David last night?

Sarah: Not the best, I had a spaghetti dinner.

by Whyareyousofuckingweird March 24, 2018

Tucson strangler

When she choke holds you from the back seat of your car while jerking you off.

I thought I was getting car jacked, but then she pulled a Tucson strangler

by Whyareyousofuckingweird March 24, 2018

ticonderoga tangler

When she rolls over during double penetration and both dicks get twisted together.

"...So last night we were trying some DP when all of a sudden she gives us a Ticonderoga tangler! Needless to say Fred and I won't be in to work till Thursday."

by Whyareyousofuckingweird June 4, 2018

Treasure Dungeon

The anus. Butthole. Forbidden Cavern. Pleasure Pinhole. Etc.

We've been dating for 8 months and he still won't let me in the treasure dungeon. I might just have to surprise him for his birthday.

by Whyareyousofuckingweird February 21, 2021