26 definitions by Who The Douce Are You?

Calculator

My brain, my every ounce of being human

Guy 1: Have you seen my brain?

Guy 2: what? you lost your brain?

Guy 1: yeah, it is green and had buttons on it, oh yeah it say "Texas Instruments" on the front.

Guy 2: dude, that's a calculator

Guy 1: I DON'T CARE JUST FIND IT

by Who The Douce Are You? April 12, 2005

tpfusion

owner of the AZN-Station, the parody king

"CPU-Unit"

"Raise Your Voice Hilary Duff"

by Who The Douce Are You? April 12, 2005

metrosexual

A "straight" man who is gay, with out all the the sex. Has pedicures and manicures, spends $500 at a hair salon and sit in a chair for 5 hours to have hsi hair shorten and styled, wear Ambercrombie and Fitch, wears Calvin Klein boxer briefs, shaves "down stairs", uses special face products, and smells good

Ryan Seacrest, justin timberlake, and every other young hot actor that can afford these things

by Who The Douce Are You? April 16, 2005

metrosexual

Sexually prefers to be with a bus, or "do it" on a bus

Not funny enough to come up with an example for Metrosexual

by Who The Douce Are You? April 16, 2005

money

A tool used to get what you want, when you want it

Ex. Celebrities

Celebrity: I told you I wanted my frappuccino with whipped cream; I don't pay you to sit around and do nothing.

Assistant: I'm sorry, I'll get the right one, and I just want it to be known that you don't pay me at all.

Celebrity: Did I ask for a moral, NO, so get me my FRAPPUCHINO

by Who The Douce Are You? April 14, 2005

Cheating

doing homework, without all of the work and thinking

Making school a hell of a lot easier

by Who The Douce Are You? April 16, 2005

luck

something that I don't have.

Guy 1: Are you okay? You fell pretty hard. It looks like you broke yor spine and will never be able to walk again

Guy 2: Yeah, it's just my luck

by Who The Douce Are You? April 14, 2005