3 definitions by Wett noodle
This is a play on “packing the beans” where both a hard dick and testicles are placed into a receiving asshole, however this time, the receiver is on hands and knees on the floor,, and the bean packer is standing by right behind them (of course with their balls and dick in the receivers asshole) they then proceed to walk around the room on all fours, with the packer following them, at this point it appears like the person who is “packing the beans” is walking a dog as they are connected via balls and dick in receivers asshole.
Damn that was crazy last night I walk the dog, she moved to fast and I thought she rip my nuts off!!
by Wett noodle June 23, 2023
A 5 star sexual move between male and female or male and male, where the male puts his hard penis and testicles into the receiving females or males ass cavity. This act is typically done after anal sex so as to have already stretched out the receivers asshole. I would not recommend this act be practiced by those not experienced in anal play or stretch training.
Damn yo!! Last night I was packing the beans in that bitch, I thought my nuts were going to be crushed, she so tight!!
by Wett noodle June 23, 2023
An act performed by a sexually curious male that involves the use of a topical numbing agent. The curious subject beats his meat until it has become engorged with blood and is hard and stiff as a board. The subject then applies a generous amount of topical numbing agent to their engorged penis. Once the numbing agent has taken full effect, the subject proceeds to feel, fondle, and beat that numb dick until climax! The sensation that is felt by the subject is that equivalent to jerking off another man’s dick to completion. Ideally this would be the “try it first” part of entering into a homosexual or bisexual lifestyle as there is no risk of disease or commitment.
Wow bro, I am defiantly gay! Last night’s curious stranger was awesome, I really liked the feel of that fatty in my hand and being able to control the the nut!
by Wett noodle August 31, 2022