3 definitions by West coast cardboard

Chris Holmes

Chris Holmes is the pinnacle of American heavy metal guitarist and songwriters. Holmes started his musical career in the Pasadena, California area in the late 1970s and early 1980s. He is best known as the lead guitarist of heavy-metal band W.A.S.P. Together with Blackie Lawless and Randy Piper, he was one of the founding members of the band. Holmes was a member of W.A.S.P. first from 1982 to 1990, and again from 1996 to 2002.

Hits from this heavy metal god include.
- L.O.V.E machine

- I wanna be somebody

- Blind in Texas

- The last command

- 9.5 nasty

Also used as a example of being way too drunk!

Matthew- you should’ve seen yourself last night you were a mess
Mclovin- shit dude I pulled a Chris Holmes.

by West coast cardboard September 4, 2020

M.T.G

MTG or Mullranny town gang Is a gang based out of mulranny CO.MAYO. membership is highly mystical, and romanticised by the mayo populatation. Statistically harder to get into than Harvard the new members are prospected and vetted vigorously. If one becomes a fully patched member of the MTG they join the mystic tapestry of forefather can drinkers and firestarters.

They say the English lads left dohertys because they were tired, Others say it was because of the M.T.G.

by West coast cardboard September 10, 2020

The Duvet of Filth

The Duvet of Filth in the Old Testament Was placed on top of Dennis even though he already had a blanket and was fully clothed. On the third minute Dennis rose again and never slept again.

Pazuzu killed those people but the Duvet of filth pulled the strings.

by West coast cardboard April 15, 2021