Definitions by Weird Caress

spank to fuck ratio 

The ratio of times one masturbates to the number of times he's has sex over a certain period of time.

Hey Kenny, what's the spank to fuck ratio lately? Ah, about 100 to 3.

spank to fuck ratio by Weird Caress May 11, 2008

slamtastic 

Describing something that inspires a great desire to bone or slam.

Jesus, that ass is slamtastic!

slamtastic by Weird Caress May 11, 2008