shit shaver

Somebody who tries to refine a poor or unusable piece of work, in the hope that it may become usable. A variation of "polishing a turd".

There's no point in shit-shaving that piece of crap, Nigel.

by Web Willy April 07, 2003

Bollock baiting

An alternative to prick teasing.

She was bollock baiting me all night. I was dying to Cheam all over her love raisins.

by Web Willy April 07, 2003

minge fringe

Women's pubic hair.

I've still got bits of your minge fringe in my teeth from the other night.

by Web Willy April 07, 2003

safety curtain

The hyman. Refers to the hard curtain lowered at theatres during set changes, where the labia are the stage curtains.

I was the first to lift her safety curtain and enter centre-stage.

by Web Willy April 07, 2003

Urban shrimp jockey

A young, adventurous lesbian.

They were all over each other like Rhona Cameron riding an urban shrimp jockey.

by Web Willy April 07, 2003

Tuna Taster

A person who engages in oral sex with a middle aged woman.

Francis has become such a Tuna Taster.

by Web Willy April 07, 2003

short-term salami partner

A gay man who receives oral sex in public toilets.

I was just looking for a short-term salami partner, officer.

by Web Willy April 07, 2003