Web Willy's definitions

parting the Red Sea

To have vaginal intercourse or oral sex with a woman who is having her period.

I don't care how much you beg, I'm not parting your Red Sea, Moses.

by Web Willy April 7, 2003

pubic tourist

A person who doesn't like to perform oral sex, but has been persuaded by their partner.

Go on, Sarah, you're such a pubic tourist. You don't have to swallow.

by Web Willy April 7, 2003

cocktastic

An adjective describing something pleasing or well done.

Well done, Bob. That was a cocktastic presentation. I'm going to recommend you for a raise.

by Web Willy April 7, 2003

shit shaver

Somebody who tries to refine a poor or unusable piece of work, in the hope that it may become usable. A variation of "polishing a turd".

There's no point in shit-shaving that piece of crap, Nigel.

by Web Willy April 7, 2003

Urban shrimp jockey

A young, adventurous lesbian.

They were all over each other like Rhona Cameron riding an urban shrimp jockey.

by Web Willy April 7, 2003

Creamy Cock Custard

Human semen, especially when it was been left for a long period of time.

I'm not cleaning your creamy cock custard off the curtains again.

by Web Willy April 7, 2003

minge fringe

Women's pubic hair.

I've still got bits of your minge fringe in my teeth from the other night.

by Web Willy April 7, 2003