20 definitions by WeatherForcast

July 5th

Nobody gives a fuck about the birth of America and the separation of those tea suckers from the damn colonizers. That is yesterdays problem. What people were really whispering about was the the awful happenings of discharge. The question is why does discharge happen… fuck discharge. While swimming is all good and fun it’s the dangers of taking off the suit that girls across America fret about. What has my vagina created? You have to take off your suit and discover. July 5th marks a type of day that you and your friends promise to never talk about. The kind of day that stays between the brothers forever and always.

Lisa: Hey I’m tired let’s go dry off and put on our clothes… get out of these suits.

Ophelia and Eddy: Okay !

Lisa: Let’s see the goods. Just for fun we’re all girls.

Eddy: Ahhhhhhhhh what just flight out of Ophelia???

Ophelia: Guys oh my gosh. No.

Eddy: We can’t be friends with discharge girl.

Lisa: Yeah let’s get out of here before we get the discharge touch.

Ophelia: Guys please never talk about this it’s a July 5th kinda moment.

by WeatherForcast March 27, 2022

Hurtin for a Squirtin

This is a very special kind of horny. It only happens at someones lowest moments. It can only be described as a very desperate type of person who needs a good fuck. Now don't be fooled this gal is not an ugg at all she's as sexy as they come but the gents are fucking blind and wont take her for a spin. So give a girl a good fuck and help her dust off those cobwebs because the pussy does not disappoint. Pull that hair and give that ass a smack because this woman does not lack.

Toby: I need a good fuck.

Lob: Ask Tilly I hear she's hurtin for a squirtin.

Toby: Bet. Consider her satisfied (licks lips).

by WeatherForcast March 29, 2022

leaky faucet

This boy is a good guy that would never do anything to ever hurt you. Except his a manipulative little bastard that has a decent dick. However, don’t be fooled because you literally have to the fight through Narnia and the fucking amazon rain forest to see his dick because he doesn't know how a razor works. He is called a leaky faucet because he can’t plug is holes. His dick is always expelling his nasty ass span and his eyes are always expelling tears because he’s a bitch ass. Don’t feel bad for a leaky faucet and don’t ever turn him on unless you want to be on your hands and knees cleaning up all of his nasty bodily fluids for the rest of your life.

I dated a leaky faucet and it was honestly the worst few months of my life. My pussy was always extremely dry because he could never turn me on but I managed to always be wet everywhere else.

by WeatherForcast March 27, 2022

Quet

When you meet a boy that’s really quiet but he somehow has the ability to make you really wet. His silence rings from his sexy mouth and gets the labia goin.

Tilly: Have you ever talked to Jarred.

Lob: Nah he doesn’t talk to anyone.

Tilly: It lowkey gets me quet.

Lob: Wanna try and have a threesome with him?

Tilly: Totes.

by WeatherForcast March 27, 2022

Owen Grayed

When you’re hooking up with a guy and he goes down on the gal so well that you don’t know how he can ever eat again and you’re worried that your gal has been ransacked because his mouth was crafted by Jesus fucking Chris himself.

I had to blend up my boyfriend eggs and bacon this morning because he owen grayed it last night. He has to get his jaw wired shut tomorrow.

by WeatherForcast March 27, 2022

AutoFill

When you meet a boy and you automatically start having sex (starts filling you with him nasty little juices).

I got autofilled by some random little fuck last night. Gotta to go get a plan b so that fill ain’t permanent.

by WeatherForcast March 27, 2022