Wang P. Freely's definitions

Chicken W.

Another name for a college professor, in computer science, that shouldn't be teaching.

"Printing web pages with black backgrounds will waste ink", said Chicken W.

by Wang P. Freely June 3, 2003

paraquat

An inanimate object that resembles a paraqueet with a fucked skull.

Damn paraquats keep fuckin with my head.

by Wang P. Freely April 4, 2003

the eater

A person whos first name is Peter and eats pumpkins. Also known to engage in sexual activities with pumpkins.

Heres comes the eater.. hide!

by Wang P. Freely April 4, 2003

human paraquat

An individual who is extremely lame, moreso than a human version of a paraquat. See paraquat.

You are nothing but a human paraquat!

by Wang P. Freely April 4, 2003

resconnect

A piece of software that will never ever in a million years be completed. Use as-is, pick up up again, rebuild from scratch and leave it to rot for another five years.

Lets work on ResConnect and not get anything done.

by Wang P. Freely April 4, 2003

gagnow

A stocky, balding man with way too much time on his hands. Can be spotted working out in his gay attire.

"Sir, sir, what are you doing sir. Please get off that couch sir." said gagnow retardedly.

by Wang P. Freely April 4, 2003

punch-you-in-the-face

A typical jewish comeback. Originally used frequently in a classic Jewish comedy sitcom entitled "Temple Bank".

I'm gonna punch-you-in-the-face at a incredibly fast pace of speed.

by Wang P. Freely April 4, 2003