Definitions by Wang P. Freely

Chicken W. 

Another name for a college professor, in computer science, that shouldn't be teaching.

"Printing web pages with black backgrounds will waste ink", said Chicken W.

Chicken W. by Wang P. Freely June 3, 2003

Dell 

The black box that is placed besides or on the top of a desk. Has an easy-access case, for the many times replacements parts will be required. Filled with hardware that does not necessarily do anything and software not worth a dime. Unmatched tech support; you're gonna need it. Makes for a wonderful conversation piece.

A computer for $600?! It just has to be good!!!

Dell by Wang P. Freely April 7, 2003

shih factor 

An annoyance unlike any other. A subtle humming noise with short hair.

shih factor by Wang P. Freely April 4, 2003

human paraquat 

An individual who is extremely lame, moreso than a human version of a paraquat. See paraquat.

You are nothing but a human paraquat!

human paraquat by Wang P. Freely April 4, 2003

paraquat 

An inanimate object that resembles a paraqueet with a fucked skull.

Damn paraquats keep fuckin with my head.

paraquat by Wang P. Freely April 4, 2003

the eater 

A person whos first name is Peter and eats pumpkins. Also known to engage in sexual activities with pumpkins.

Heres comes the eater.. hide!

the eater by Wang P. Freely April 4, 2003

resconnect

A piece of software that will never ever in a million years be completed. Use as-is, pick up up again, rebuild from scratch and leave it to rot for another five years.

Lets work on ResConnect and not get anything done.

resconnect by Wang P. Freely April 4, 2003