Wang P. Freely's definitions

human paraquat

An individual who is extremely lame, moreso than a human version of a paraquat. See paraquat.

You are nothing but a human paraquat!

by Wang P. Freely April 4, 2003

resconnect

A piece of software that will never ever in a million years be completed. Use as-is, pick up up again, rebuild from scratch and leave it to rot for another five years.

Lets work on ResConnect and not get anything done.

by Wang P. Freely April 4, 2003

Chicken W.

Another name for a college professor, in computer science, that shouldn't be teaching.

"Printing web pages with black backgrounds will waste ink", said Chicken W.

by Wang P. Freely June 3, 2003

paraquat

An inanimate object that resembles a paraqueet with a fucked skull.

Damn paraquats keep fuckin with my head.

by Wang P. Freely April 4, 2003

the eater

A person whos first name is Peter and eats pumpkins. Also known to engage in sexual activities with pumpkins.

Heres comes the eater.. hide!

by Wang P. Freely April 4, 2003

option explicit

The development crutch. Downfall of computer programming as we know it.

"You didnt use Option Explicit did you?" said the dildo as he was being all stroky.

by Wang P. Freely April 4, 2003

Dell

The black box that is placed besides or on the top of a desk. Has an easy-access case, for the many times replacements parts will be required. Filled with hardware that does not necessarily do anything and software not worth a dime. Unmatched tech support; you're gonna need it. Makes for a wonderful conversation piece.

A computer for $600?! It just has to be good!!!

by Wang P. Freely April 7, 2003