2 definitions by Wanderingdustbunny

Speed skating

An extreme sport where individuals strap knives on their feet and skate in circles on solid water at very high speeds. They may also touch the ice at times during skating in order to validate the ice’s feelings.

Bob: I really like going in circles and touching ice.
John: Join speed skating!!

by Wanderingdustbunny November 23, 2021

Piano

1. An instrument commonly used to kill of people in a game of mafia (can also be used to play music)

2. Latin for softttttt

He died from a piano falling on him again? That’s the 12 billionth time already!

by Wanderingdustbunny November 23, 2021