2 definitions by Walter Evian
A somewhat-suicidal girl who has the warmest heart and most adorable smile in the world. She makes the darkest thoughts fade away in an instant and makes you feel more alive than you ever felt. She holds your hand everywhere you go, even when you're driving stick. She's silly as heck and makes really dumb jokes sometimes, but they're cute. If you ever hear "ur mum gay", but in the sweetest voice ever, it's probably Lucia. She really loves animals, especially cats, but also weirder things, like snakes and rats. She's really into K-Pop and knows every song and dance, and seeing her dance will bring a smile to anyone's face. She's cozy to cuddle up with and brings peace to even the most tormented soul. Every moment with her is the next best moment in your life. When you're with her, your worries are calmed. The only downside of Lucia is she's super-stubborn and assumes a lot sometimes without looking at the whole picture. Maybe she'll leave you over misunderstandings and confused emotions of her own, but you love her anyways, because she's Lucia, the most amazingest person in the world!
Me: "Yo, you see that girl over there? That's Lucia, and she's my favorite person in the whole wide world."
Also me: "See that girl who says she hasn't seen any movies but she's actually seen every movie? That's Lucia."
Also me: "See that girl who says she hasn't seen any movies but she's actually seen every movie? That's Lucia."
by Walter Evian February 19, 2021
A horrible mistake which causes everything to go awry, usually as a result of correcting another mistake.
Greg's solution to repairing the infernal machine inevitably led to a leichnerism, causing everything to go out of control and destroy the world.
by Walter Evian May 17, 2012