Corporate office dewler (usually in management or above) always replete with pager, cell phone, blackberry, etc., who uses said devices in public areas such as an elevator in order to pretend to be busy and avoid contact with lesser employees.
Did you notice the office cowboy on the elevator? There was no way he could get reception in there.
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