A person, usually of Italian heritage, that you may see leaving the local tanning salon. This breed usually sports am 80's track suit, with
jacket unzipped far enough
to show his wife beater, & gold herringbone with
the Itialian Horn. Also these creatures
can be found
sporty a mullet especially
the males & their female counterparts
usually have big 80's hair & sport
animal print tight clothing with
They may also be spotted in the wild
local grocery store fighting
over last pack of hot Itialian sausages & a have a buggy full of pasta.
They may anwser to whop, dego, or sphagetti snapper.