A person, usually of Italian heritage, that you may see leaving the local tanning salon. This breed usually sports am 80's track suit, with jacket unzipped far enough to show his wife beater, & gold herringbone with the Itialian Horn. Also these creatures can be found sporty a mullet especially the males & their female counterparts usually have big 80's hair & sport animal print tight clothing with hooker heels.
They may also be spotted in the wild at your local grocery store fighting over last pack of hot Itialian sausages & a have a buggy full of pasta.
They may anwser to whop, dego, or sphagetti snapper.
Dego thru snow, dego thru rain, but when dego go flat dego Whop, Whop, Whop!