40 definitions by WHITNEY

A very nice, generous, misunderstood group of people. No they don't practice poligamy and have multiple wives. We only try to do the best we can in life. We're not perfect and don't think we're perfect. We only strive to work hard and get through life without much trouble. We don't put down other religions, and we don't think you'll go to hell or whatever just because you're in a different religion. We believe everyone has a chance to have eternal salvation and that Heavenly Father and Jesus Christ are two seperate beings, and that Christ created the Earth. We are Christian. And no, we don't think Joseph Smith (the translator of the book of mormon) is a god, we believe he is a prophet of God.We aren't here to overtake the world, we promise.We only try to allow everyone who would like to hear about our church to hear about it. We understand that its your choice to join or not and we don't to force it upon you. Thank you, and I hope you understand mormons better.
Oh, there goes a missionary. He's not scary, he's just trying to do the best he can in life.
by WHITNEY February 7, 2005
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someone who preaches one thing then turns around and finds themselves doing the exact same thing. someone who is insecure and conforms to society's values just to be like the others.
by WHITNEY April 28, 2003
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beautiful island atomosphere.
The moya here in Hawaii is breath taking.
by WHITNEY June 11, 2004
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Modification of the body... such as piercings.. tattoos.. cutting self..
I carved "fuck" into my wrist with a needle...
by WHITNEY June 5, 2003
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um definition?!?!? .... oh shit
by WHITNEY September 27, 2003
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When two or more condiments, such as ketchup and mustard, mix together while in a sandwich. Sorange almost always drips out of the end of the sandwich when a bite is taken.
Do I have any sorange on my face?
by WHITNEY June 24, 2003
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