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2 definitions by W54th8X

 
1.
A woman's labia.
Man, I really had to spread Mindy's piss flaps to give her oral sex last night.
by W54th8x July 26, 2010
 
2.
The co-existence of douchebag and retard qualities in a person. Generally someone who fails to realize how stupid they are, and this lack of self awareness contributes to how amazingly annoying they are.
Bob: 2 + 3 = 6
Joe: no, its 5
Bob: no, its 6
Joe: no, its 5
Bob: I'm not gonna argue with you, it's 6. Why don't you go back to school and learn arithmetic. Or better yet, just count it out on your fingers.
Joe: You're such a douchetard
by W54th8X August 06, 2010