16 definitions by Vorlon007
Endemic to a particular relgion or area. Specialization of a species or genus so that it can only be found in a specific area.
by Vorlon007 December 19, 2012
by Vorlon007 June 11, 2015
Puta Maldita: a naughty girl. A girl who exhibits poor moral fiber and rejects ideas of restraint when it comes to anonymous sex and acting responsible. Alternatively, a Puta Maldita is a girl who can do what needs to be done when sexual energy can no longer be contained. Puta Malditas are also rumored to have fanged vaginas that can give painful circumcisions to unwary males.
Inez is a puta maldita. She went through every man at the gathering last night, paying no attention to blatant pornographic views provided by her activities being conducted on top of a glass ceiling. However, there was a subtle note of approval from the conservative Jewish faction known to support fringe anarchist artists.
by Vorlon007 October 30, 2016
That fat lady (over there) is a coniptionista. All it takes is the slightest reference to something being overweight and she blows up. Often she gets outraged because people move out of the way as she lumbers down the street and moves into full coniptionista mode by launching into a tirade about prejudices inflicted on fat people, how requiring a fat person to purchase two seats on an airplane was unfair just because they are over 500 pounds, that there is a conspiracy by ruthless corporations to hypnotize people to overeat, how fit people are really fat people with low self-esteem, and so on. A coniptionista is very easily inflamed and readily seeks obscure reasons to explode and cause tension. Full coniptionista mode is achieved by foregoing all formalities and swearing in a manner that would embarrass sailors.
by Vorlon007 December 2, 2012
Macramatic Fever is caused by the chromasomal-displacement of exotic nucleic acids within human DNA, and it causes the integrally challenged patient to suffer from macramatic fever, where the non-stop weaving of intermediary level macrame objects d'art. More of than not, the patient will have gained a C+ or even B for art classes in junior high, a somewhat critical juncture of a fledgling artist. In the more pronounced cases of Macramatic Fever, the patient will weave their toes into complicated cords that eventually immobilize the body. If left alone for extended periods, sufferers of Macramatic Fever are often found expired in a highly restrained environment.
Even though Cindy got a "B" in art class when she was 14, it was not high enough to escape the clutches of Macramatic Fever upon her return from Borneo. She had woven a cocoon around herself, hoping she could emerge a butterfly. But this was not to be. The papers said she was found dead in her London flat, her feet and hands bound together in an extremely complicated knot created by own exquisite macrame skills.
by Vorlon007 October 30, 2016
My poot-nanny came over after a multi-participant sex binge I had been on over the summer. She monitored the phone and door, not letting anyone disturb me as I recovered and prepared for my next adventure. Every good fucker needs a poot-nanny to maintain peak performance.
by Vorlon007 October 30, 2016
Ka-Plop is the equivalent of manslaughter suicide. It is when the suicide is unintentional, like an overdoes when an addict is clearly warned that is too much but insists they know what they are doing and the thought they might overdose is dismissed out of hand, only to find they did indeed overdose. Or when a lame-brained idiot thinks they'll walk along the edge of the 50th floor of a high-rise apartment building, never considering the fact the winds are strong and they could easily be blown off the roof, and guess what? That's exactly what happened. (Though that can also be classed under Ka-Splat!)
Ka-Plop. When Phillip and other members of the alien investigation team came across the very menacing looking alien, the other members all groaned "You ka-plopping idiot" when Phillip poked the many-fanged alien in the eye. "For love of Ka-Plop" was uttered by the recovery team when they found the shredded remains of the investigation team. The irony of the conclusive results of the investigation did not escape the recovery team.
by Vorlon007 October 30, 2016