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Governmental Police Enforcement or Patrol team who respond, and arrest Statory Rapists, Human Trafficers or Sex Violators or offenders. (Does have Undercover Units)
2 lesbians were having sex in the back of Market Basket when Catfish Police Came and arrested them.
by Voorhee$ $avage February 1, 2018
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MTV Government Police Officers who work for Nev that protect women. Their job is to locate girls who have been kidnapped or that are held hostage and send them back home safely and arrest the suspect, But they can arrest people for statutory rape, child pornography or other sex offenses if they find out.
3 years apart make CATFISH POLICE Depart
by Voorhee$ $avage February 25, 2018
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Patrol and Enforcement Police officers Hired by MTV who pursue or respond to Statutory Crime, Human Traffickers or sex violation or offenders. (Gold in the front indicates governmental access) (White in the front indicates Security or civic access) Sometimes with Nev and go undercover.
Since joe wanted to have sex with Mikayla when joes 20 and Mikayla’s 13. Catfish Police kicked open his door to his house and arrested him.
by Voorhee$ $avage February 1, 2018
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A Male that is a second Candidate for a relationship with a woman with a current boyfriend. Typically meaning if anything happens such as a break up, A fight that leads to a break up, or termination to the current relationship. The next Man will
End up dating her. Basically like the next man in line which is called a girls 2Man.
Stacy has a man named Gryffin but Kevin is her 2Man
by Voorhee$ $avage August 5, 2018
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When CATFISH POLICE beat the shit out of you and then arrest you fucked up after you committed a sex offense or register as a sex offender.
After 22 year old Joe registered as a sex offender for fuckin a 14 year old. He went shopping at the mall and then when he came out he got Cat Jumped.
by Voorhee$ $avage March 31, 2018
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LSU POLICE is a Federal law enforcement division of MTV CATFISH POLICE. LSU POLICE stands for Lesbian Sex Unconsented. What they do is arrest woman for Lesbian sex that is unconsented or disapproved by the minors parents or by a local Police Department. Most of LSU Agents who pursue lesbian suspects are sent by the minors parents. Some of LSU Agents come strait from the station or a local court office after they pick up the files. They basically arrest Female Lesbian rapist but they can arrest women for Lesbian Activity which is why Lesbians don't like them. Does have Undercover and Casual Undercover Agents.
Stacy- Is that LSU POLICE out the window? LSU- NOBODY MOVE
by Voorhee$ $avage August 25, 2018
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Tirt meaning T-Shirt. Anything that is White such as Gildan, Hanes, CSG, Klein or Fruit of the loom is considered a Tirt.
I see you rockin that fresh Tirt bruh.
by Voorhee$ $avage August 19, 2017
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