16 definitions by Vladimir Gluten
The dark side of a fad. When a fad dies, it becomes a void of unpopularity not dissimilar to a black hole. When someone tries to revive or continue a dead fad, they fall down the fad hole and can't get back out unless they admit that what they did was wrong.
As he dabbed, I knew by the unimpressed faces of his peers that he had fallen into a fad hole and would not be getting out for a long time.
by Vladimir Gluten June 27, 2021
The dark side of a fad. When a fad dies, it becomes a void of unpopularity not dissimilar to a black hole. When someone tries to revive or continue a dead fad, they fall down the fad hole and can't get back out unless they admit that what they did was wrong.
As he dabbed, I knew by the unimpressed faces of his peers that he had fallen into a fad hole and would not be getting out for a long time.
by Vladimir Gluten June 27, 2021
A dangerous game in which one man makes a playlist on Spotify containing one "never gonna give u up" by Rick astley and five other songs of choice. The men then put the playlist on shuffle play, pass the phone around and whoever gets rickrolled first is either kicked from the game or made to drink straight vodka until he has to go to the hospital for a stomach pump
by Vladimir Gluten June 27, 2021
usually Matthews are tall and cringe. his best friend is probably his female cousin. he gives all his money friends though and writes essays to people on their birthdays. when you meet a Matthew you will be unsure whether he is gay or not.
by Vladimir Gluten September 2, 2021
The most bready communist leader you will ever meet. Vladimir Gluten is very Russian, and he rides a bearguette to work every day. He worked together with Breaddie Mercury to create the single most destructive bagel in the known universe. The outcome of this project was to make loads of money selling the bagel to Kim Jong Bun to fire at Donald Grump on a nuclear power scale.
Mentioning Vladimir Gluten to a friend will instantly repel them from your friend group unless they are a legend
Mentioning Vladimir Gluten to a friend will instantly repel them from your friend group unless they are a legend
Human 1. Did u hear about the most destructive bagel in the known universe?
Human 2. Is this the mighty tale of Vladimir Gluten?
Human 3. I'm leaving this conversation.
Human 2. Is this the mighty tale of Vladimir Gluten?
Human 3. I'm leaving this conversation.
by Vladimir Gluten June 27, 2021
1. Noun. a non Russian that drinks vodka in a Russian joint and gets so drunk they spontaneously learn the entire Russian alphabet
2. The last glass of vodka the Vodkæ drinks before learning the Russian alphabet
2. The last glass of vodka the Vodkæ drinks before learning the Russian alphabet
An American Vodkæ danced upon the tables while singing Russian folk song and swearing heavily at any bypassers
by Vladimir Gluten June 27, 2021
1. Phrase for when you are claiming something for your own. Substitute for "dibs" or "bags i"
When saying llama digs, you must spit loudly and wetly upon the item you wish to claim, otherwise it doesn't count and the item is fair game
2. The philosophical study that the large camelid known as the llama is smart enough to dig holes in the ground using iron shovels. Nobody can prove why llamas may or may not do this. The best any philosopher has come up with is simply because they are smart enough to do so, and therefore because they can.
When saying llama digs, you must spit loudly and wetly upon the item you wish to claim, otherwise it doesn't count and the item is fair game
2. The philosophical study that the large camelid known as the llama is smart enough to dig holes in the ground using iron shovels. Nobody can prove why llamas may or may not do this. The best any philosopher has come up with is simply because they are smart enough to do so, and therefore because they can.
Human 1. I might like to eat this last serve of nachos
Human 2. Llama digz!
*Human 2 spits as required upon the nachos*
Human 2. Llama digz!
*Human 2 spits as required upon the nachos*
by Vladimir Gluten June 27, 2021