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used tampon

any penis that has been inserted into any vagina, anus, hand, or mouth that gets an erection to be inserted into another different vagina, anus, hand, or mouth
Woman: "This used tampon tried to hit on me the other day."

Friend: "Ew. What did you say?"

Woman: "He's took me out to get a new handbag, a cute pair of red bottoms, and a steak dinner. After that he paid for me to vacation in the Maldives alone for some stress relief, he completely understands and then I stopped talking to him."

Friend: "Good for you. You deserve it."
by Vita Smart July 17, 2022
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ida slapter

the white man who slapped her and now he's lying about it by calling himself ida slapter
"Ida slapter except I did slap her and that's why I'm in prison doing time to think about that."
by Vita Smart July 27, 2022
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christian

the evolution of the holy roman empire formed by terroristic group of Black men who hated Black people
"That was mighty christian of you."
"Why, thank you child!"
"That was not a compliment you dweeb!"
by Vita Smart July 27, 2022
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go back to africa

"Go back to africa!"
"I already have a job. I can't get time off to travel. What else do you want?"
by Vita Smart July 27, 2022
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Fornicator

Esau, the profane white man as it is written in Hebrews 12:16 KJV.

Esau, the profane white woman as it is written in Hebrews 12:16 KJV.

Someone who Fornicates Under Consent of the King (F.U.C.K.)

Anyone who has sex outside of wedlock, acting like one of Esau's kids.

People who get married after fornicating as if what they did was approved by God and it was not.
Man to Black Woman: "Hey girl, wanna be a fornicator? It means that we'll have sex."

Black woman/girl to Man: "I'm not married"

Man to Black woman/girl: "It's ok. The king said we can fornicate"

Black woman/girl to Man: "I'm not from Esau. They will punish me for fornicating. We were already slaves. I'm not going back to that dunghill. No thanks! I'm outta here."

Man: "Oh well. I guess I gotta find someone else. Maybe that cute Bangla girl over there."

Man to Bangla girl: "Hey wanna fornicate?"

Bangla girl: "Sure! I'd love to be a fornicator!"
by Vita Smart July 15, 2022
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Schrödinger's Cat

A nightmare I had back in the early 2010's.

The big, black Schrödinger's Cat jumped on my head.

I woke up.
A big, black Schrödinger's Cat jumped on my head in my dreams last night. I was terrified.
by Vita Smart July 15, 2022
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ishmaelite

someone who descends from ishmael, the son of Abraham and his wife's egyptian slave called hagar.

eligible to marry and mate with any race except Israelites.

contemporary identification includes islamic, arabs, middle easterners, afghani, iraqi, iranian, american, and the like.

their skin color varies from dark to light and they manifest all eye colors.

they blend in with elamites, edomites, and various other races of people.

you can find them working at the gas station, the party store, at the club, and they are often chemists like chemical ali.

their hobbies include eating, drinking, making merry, building weapons like cain, fighting, yelling, arguing, calling women dogs, terrorizing people, crying, islam, and flying airplanes into the world trade center on september 11, 2001.

they're sweet, super sweet, syrupy sweet.

they will say that they don't eat pork.
"The ishmaelites make their arabic coffee with spices like cardamom, saffron, and sugar."
by Vita Smart July 31, 2022
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