Vita Smart's definitions
any penis that has been inserted into any vagina, anus, hand, or mouth that gets an erection to be inserted into another different vagina, anus, hand, or mouth
Woman: "This used tampon tried to hit on me the other day."
Friend: "Ew. What did you say?"
Woman: "He's took me out to get a new handbag, a cute pair of red bottoms, and a steak dinner. After that he paid for me to vacation in the Maldives alone for some stress relief, he completely understands and then I stopped talking to him."
Friend: "Good for you. You deserve it."
Friend: "Ew. What did you say?"
Woman: "He's took me out to get a new handbag, a cute pair of red bottoms, and a steak dinner. After that he paid for me to vacation in the Maldives alone for some stress relief, he completely understands and then I stopped talking to him."
Friend: "Good for you. You deserve it."
by Vita Smart July 17, 2022
Get the used tamponmug. by Vita Smart July 27, 2022
Get the ida slaptermug. the evolution of the holy roman empire formed by terroristic group of Black men who hated Black people
by Vita Smart July 27, 2022
Get the christianmug. by Vita Smart July 27, 2022
Get the go back to africamug. Esau, the profane white man as it is written in Hebrews 12:16 KJV.
Esau, the profane white woman as it is written in Hebrews 12:16 KJV.
Someone who Fornicates Under Consent of the King (F.U.C.K.)
Anyone who has sex outside of wedlock, acting like one of Esau's kids.
People who get married after fornicating as if what they did was approved by God and it was not.
Esau, the profane white woman as it is written in Hebrews 12:16 KJV.
Someone who Fornicates Under Consent of the King (F.U.C.K.)
Anyone who has sex outside of wedlock, acting like one of Esau's kids.
People who get married after fornicating as if what they did was approved by God and it was not.
Man to Black Woman: "Hey girl, wanna be a fornicator? It means that we'll have sex."
Black woman/girl to Man: "I'm not married"
Man to Black woman/girl: "It's ok. The king said we can fornicate"
Black woman/girl to Man: "I'm not from Esau. They will punish me for fornicating. We were already slaves. I'm not going back to that dunghill. No thanks! I'm outta here."
Man: "Oh well. I guess I gotta find someone else. Maybe that cute Bangla girl over there."
Man to Bangla girl: "Hey wanna fornicate?"
Bangla girl: "Sure! I'd love to be a fornicator!"
Black woman/girl to Man: "I'm not married"
Man to Black woman/girl: "It's ok. The king said we can fornicate"
Black woman/girl to Man: "I'm not from Esau. They will punish me for fornicating. We were already slaves. I'm not going back to that dunghill. No thanks! I'm outta here."
Man: "Oh well. I guess I gotta find someone else. Maybe that cute Bangla girl over there."
Man to Bangla girl: "Hey wanna fornicate?"
Bangla girl: "Sure! I'd love to be a fornicator!"
by Vita Smart July 15, 2022
Get the Fornicatormug. A nightmare I had back in the early 2010's.
The big, black Schrödinger's Cat jumped on my head.
I woke up.
The big, black Schrödinger's Cat jumped on my head.
I woke up.
by Vita Smart July 15, 2022
Get the Schrödinger's Catmug. someone who descends from ishmael, the son of Abraham and his wife's egyptian slave called hagar.
eligible to marry and mate with any race except Israelites.
contemporary identification includes islamic, arabs, middle easterners, afghani, iraqi, iranian, american, and the like.
their skin color varies from dark to light and they manifest all eye colors.
they blend in with elamites, edomites, and various other races of people.
you can find them working at the gas station, the party store, at the club, and they are often chemists like chemical ali.
their hobbies include eating, drinking, making merry, building weapons like cain, fighting, yelling, arguing, calling women dogs, terrorizing people, crying, islam, and flying airplanes into the world trade center on september 11, 2001.
they're sweet, super sweet, syrupy sweet.
they will say that they don't eat pork.
eligible to marry and mate with any race except Israelites.
contemporary identification includes islamic, arabs, middle easterners, afghani, iraqi, iranian, american, and the like.
their skin color varies from dark to light and they manifest all eye colors.
they blend in with elamites, edomites, and various other races of people.
you can find them working at the gas station, the party store, at the club, and they are often chemists like chemical ali.
their hobbies include eating, drinking, making merry, building weapons like cain, fighting, yelling, arguing, calling women dogs, terrorizing people, crying, islam, and flying airplanes into the world trade center on september 11, 2001.
they're sweet, super sweet, syrupy sweet.
they will say that they don't eat pork.
by Vita Smart July 31, 2022
Get the ishmaelitemug.