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used tampon

any penis that won't wait and organize the man's spiritual, personal, and legal affairs first before it had sex with anyone
Man 1: "Man, you look like a used tampon."

Man 2, smiling: "I know."
by Vita Smart July 17, 2022
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doing your mom

any and every person on earth who does anything that looks, feels, or sounds just like your mother does it
"I was just doing your mom"
"Damn baby, that's sexy. Could you go do that over there, please?"
"Sure babe, thanks!"
by Vita Smart July 27, 2022
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used condom

"I put on a used condom last night some other guy left at her house."
"What was the point of doing that?"
"There was no point. I just didn't want to rawdog it."
by Vita Smart July 27, 2022
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poseidon

catholic, pagan, fake faleshood holding a pitchform which is supposed to be the ruler of water, earthquakes, and horses but it's not because it's actually a made-up story that was invented in grease, it's just hair grease, no not really, it came from the country they call greece, its called greek
"You're giving me poseidon right now. Lots of poseidon."
"Well that's mighty catholic of me."
"It fits you."
by Vita Smart July 27, 2022
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moab

the man who is the product of incest between Lot and his firstborn daughter according to Genesis 19:31 - 37.

the kids and the descendants of the man who is a product of Lot having sex with his biological daughter.

modern-day so-called chinese people, so-called asian people, so-called asians, so-called orientals, moabites with the hooded eyelids who eat live octupus, jiggly cakes, and who say pork tastes sweet, sweeter than all the other meats.

a dunghill.

a washpot.

heathens.

going extinct.

for the streets.

a people group who are not eligible to marry any Israelite persons according to the laws, statutes, and commandments of the GOD from the Bible with whom the Israelites have a covenant. No other agreement can trump that agreement.
I went to a restaurant run by moab. I ordered sweet and sour chicken with an egg roll.
by Vita Smart July 15, 2022
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used tampon

unrepentant male genitalia that "ain't sorry" for what it did to multiple men, women, boys, and girls without providing benefit or protection to any of them
"I'm so hurt that I let a used tampon into my heart! Now he's gone with someone else!"
by Vita Smart July 17, 2022
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hamite

pagan, godless, dark brown colored people (called black) who are not descended from the enslaved Israelite men in america and all over the world and who were called 3/5 of a man

pagan, godless, dark brown colored people (called black) who descended from a man called by the name ham whose father cursed his son who was called by the name caanan according to the book of Genesis 9:17 - 27 KJV Bible.

pagan, godless, dark brown colored people (called black) who are eligible to marry any nation on the earth except for Israelite people, Israelite people are those people whose fathers were taken away captive to america in the bottom of ships to work for free and who continue to be in captivity, even in the year 2022
Me: "Barack Obama is a hamite who descended from the luo tribe, and so are his daughters."

An Israelite Friend: "I didn't know that."

Me: "Now you know. Don't be afraid of them."

An Israelite Friend: "Sure thing."
by Vita Smart July 15, 2022
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