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A girl who isn't pretty or sexy enough to be a gold digger, so she can only attract a splenda daddy, not a real sugar daddy to hook up with.
That fool's gold digger was like the clearance isle at WalMart, nobody with money wanted her goods.
by VintageGibson August 18, 2016
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Man Card- A man card is earned when a married man is completely faithful and loving toward his wife and children and is to be revoked if he strays from that marital commitment. Cheaters are boys, not men, even if it takes great personal sacrifice to stay in a difficult marriage where it is required to put the man's own needs aside to meet the needs of the wife and children first. A real man is committed to his family and it takes a real man to do so when it is difficult or personally costly to do so. A "babydaddy" or unmarried male who fathers children with several women, supporting none of them is by definition unqualified to have a man card and has reneged on the privilege to be called a man. Sexual prowess or the ability to seduce or entice is not a qualifier for a valid man card even though this is a common counterfeit accepted in poser associations.
He's earned his man card after all they have had to go through.
by VintageGibson September 30, 2015
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A girl who ain't pretty or sexy 'nouf to be a real gold digga, and who can only attract Splenda Daddies to hook up wit.
She's a fool's gold digga, scoping out a Sugar Daddy, but they ain't looking for her.
by VintageGibson August 18, 2016
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