1 definition by VinceOffer

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1)That towel-absorbee you see every now and then on t.v. advertised by Vince Offer, a guy with a huge eyeball.

2)You use it dab up spills, then ring it dry, like magic.

3)The absorbee I put in front of my tub so I can jump out and roll myself dry, like magic

4)The last towel you'll ever buy, until it begins to stink

"It's a towel, it's a wipe, it's a mat, it's, it's...A ShamWow!"

"Now look into my eyeball and tell me you don't want one!"
by VinceOffer March 31, 2009

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