Viktor II's definitions
after i bowl a strike, i feel as light as air, and i know the rest of the day is going to be a-okay.
by Viktor II August 27, 2007
Get the bowl a strikemug. A truly lame person; one who makes a typical lamey seem cool in comparison. Unlike a lamey, a Lamey McLamester does detract from his or her surroundings considerable. You are not cool if you say hi to or acknowledging knowing a Lamey McLamester; his/her sheer presence in your awareness negatively impacts your coolness.
Cool guy: kill me now, i can't believe what a lamey mclamester my sister's boyfriend is, now my whole family's reputation has been tainted and christmas is gonna suck.
Lamey McLamester: hey hey hey, bro. BRO! can i call you bro? i'm going to anyway!
Lamey McLamester: hey hey hey, bro. BRO! can i call you bro? i'm going to anyway!
by Viktor II August 28, 2007
Get the Lamey McLamestermug. The Curse of Ronan Tynan refers to the coincidence that the the New York Yankees have not won the World Series since they began regularly hiring Tynan to perform God Bless America after the terrorist attacks of 9/11. Legend has it that the Curse curses the team for bringing religion into baseball and exploiting the nation's tragedy to promote the baseball team. Apparently, the Yankees organization has been punished by supernatural forces that have prevented a World Series Championship to return to New York until the organization separates, again, religion from baseball, terrorist attacks from a sporting franchise. Since the Curse of the Bambino fell in 2004, this curse is the most widely accepted baseball curse outside the Curse of the Billy Goat which supposedly curses the Chicago Cubs.
by Viktor II October 24, 2007
Get the Curse of Ronan Tynanmug. by Viktor II August 27, 2007
Get the bbaibmug. a purveyor of unacceptably annoying acts, usually due to sheer incompetence rather than maliciousness; one who is irritating, frustrating, dweebtastic, or otherwise mock-worthy.
it took the guy at the sandwich shop 20 minutes to make my sandwich- what an assmunch. it still tasted good though, but c'mon, 20 minutes? fuck that.
by Viktor II August 28, 2007
Get the assmunchmug. Behavior that would not be tolerated by other professional baseball players but is in Manny Ramirez (Boston Red Sox left fielder) due to the goofy grin, pistol-fist points back to the dugout, and tossing of his unkempt dread-locked hair is referred to as Manny being Manny. Red Sox fans, at least the ones who know that baseball is entertainment and not a way of life, appreciate these moments because who doesn't like hilarity?
Manny puts a friend's grill for auction on eBay saying it is his own: Manny being Manny.
Manny says he is arriving late for Spring Training 2007 but actually is scheduled to appear at a classic car auction in Atlantic City: Manny being Manny.
Manny keeps requesting to be traded, then isn't, and then professes his love for Boston and that he never wants to leave: Manny being Manny.
July 18 2005 Manny uses a Green Monster pisser during the opposing team's coaching visit to the mound: Manny being Manny.
Whenever Manny looks like he's not paying attention in the outfield or fails to run out a ground ball: Manny being Manny.
Manny says he is arriving late for Spring Training 2007 but actually is scheduled to appear at a classic car auction in Atlantic City: Manny being Manny.
Manny keeps requesting to be traded, then isn't, and then professes his love for Boston and that he never wants to leave: Manny being Manny.
July 18 2005 Manny uses a Green Monster pisser during the opposing team's coaching visit to the mound: Manny being Manny.
Whenever Manny looks like he's not paying attention in the outfield or fails to run out a ground ball: Manny being Manny.
by Viktor II August 26, 2007
Get the Manny being Mannymug. A ceremonial and sacred evening during which many chicken wings will be eaten by a gathering of gluttonous friends. Each step of the preparation and consumption of the wings is carefully orchestrated and held holy. Deviation from tradition (i.e. inviting your girlfriend, not eating til breathing is difficult, leaving early, not toasting the first wing, not getting everyone a beer when you get up, bringing non-wing food to the gathering, de-winging during the meal) is strictly and violently forbidden.
The only consumables other than chicken wings welcome at wing night are blue cheese dressing, celery stalks, and beer - lots and lots of beer.
The only consumables other than chicken wings welcome at wing night are blue cheese dressing, celery stalks, and beer - lots and lots of beer.
tonight there will be a wing night. god be praised, tonight will be a glorious night. god i can't wait for tonight, since tonight's wing night. tomorrow i'm not looking forward to as much, but it's worth it.
by Viktor II August 27, 2007
Get the wing nightmug.