53 definitions by VeryVisionary

Tits that looks like all the blood (and milk, fat, breast tissue) has been sucked out of them

Drained and left wrinkled and ruined at the hands of the Prince of Darkness himself ... Count Dracula
Unbelievably beautiful woman flawed only by her scars of dracula
by VeryVisionary August 19, 2023
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Tits that resemble flat fish. 2 flat round pieces of skin with absolutely zero side profile. Nipples at the bottom of the tit representing the Dab tail

When sat or laying the tits assume the shape of the ribs they are so empty

Also see Nice Place and Turbot Tits
Jane: I'm scared to show my new boyfriend my Dab Dongles

Sarah: I wouldn't worry about it, guys love tits that they can squeeze
by VeryVisionary May 25, 2023
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When a guy ejaculates all over your deflated empty tits. He then proceeds to rub it all over them including underneath the empty skin bags you have been mascarading as tits up until this point. Your push up bra deceived him up until this point, but now you find he rather enjoys the usefulness of empty tits.
Go on baby, treat yourself to some Pancakes and Syrup
by VeryVisionary September 6, 2023
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Tits that resemble the shape and thickness of a findus crispy pancake
by VeryVisionary July 6, 2023
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Abbreviation of Pathatic Udders Great Seat

When she has a great ass but deflated empty titties
Darren: You sleep with any pugs this weekend Clive?
Clive: Just the one that I have been tapping for a few weeks
by VeryVisionary July 4, 2023
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My tits are tired

Long like psalms

Flat like pancakes
My tits don't want to stay up anymore, they are tired
by VeryVisionary July 6, 2023
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Abbreviation of Big Uddered Girl Got Long Empty Saggies
Video killed the radio star by The Buggles. More like those long empty saggies killed him. Must have suffocated under those Buggles
by VeryVisionary September 16, 2023
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