1 definition by VeryMysteriousStranger
Person 1: Oh yeah, watch me lay my eggs. Now you go and hunt some mid-sized mammals for us to eat while I protect the nest from opportunistic egg thieves.
Person 2: Ugh, I wish you'd told me you were a velociraptor before I brought you home.
Person 2: Ugh, I wish you'd told me you were a velociraptor before I brought you home.
by VeryMysteriousStranger March 13, 2019