4 definitions by Venomhead

Malarkey stick

A stick to conduct orchestrated malarkey or point out obvious malarkey.

I enjoy pointing out bitches bull shit with my malarkey stick.

by Venomhead January 29, 2019

Man-napping

Not to be confused with stealing kids (aka kidnapping) man-napping is a slightly insane single middle aged woman stealing hot sexy men, holding them hostage in their apartment.

*After watching frontier on Netflix, planning on Man-napping Jason Momoa . He will be tied up on my couch.
*After man-napping Chris Helmsworth I now eat manwich off his abs.

by Venomhead December 17, 2018

Manbelt

Being restrained by a man in a moving vehicle instead of a seatbelt.

*I would love Chris Helmsworth as a permanent manbelt in my car.

by Venomhead January 20, 2019

Dude duck face

Dude duck face refers to a man taking selfies of himself, trying to make his face look more attractive than it actually is. *Similar to girls making duck faces.

The guy I am starting to date is obviously making dude duck faces in the selfies he is sending me. Not interested in someone like that.

by Venomhead January 3, 2019