2 definitions by VanadiamElerdville
Several of these other definitions listed are correct as the word has fallen into more generalized usage, but the true origins of the word are as follows.
The word originates from "rastafarian", and denotes an extremely caucasian person, dreadlocked and trustfunded by their wealthy family; listen to reggae almost exclusively, pretend to follow the Rastafarian religion, for some reason worship the former leader of Ethiopia, Haile Sellassie I, and say things like "Roots!" and "Bup bup!" loudly across streets and alleys to the others of their species. They exist in a cloud of ganga smoke and a bleary, red eyed, dull demeanor; have little to say other than the regurgitated faux black guy verbage they spew. They affect the mannerisms, accent, and dialect of Jamaicans;wear the colors of the Rastafarian, red, gold, and green as well as hippie clothing made from kente cloth; the irony of the whole persona is beyond belief.
This odd affectation could possiby be a result of embarassment of one's true culture, which necessitated the hijacking of someone else's.
This persona could be viewed in abundance in the mountain town of Telluride, Colorado in the mid-90's, before they all cut their hair and became realtors and business owners. Their fake accents magically disappeared.
The word originates from "rastafarian", and denotes an extremely caucasian person, dreadlocked and trustfunded by their wealthy family; listen to reggae almost exclusively, pretend to follow the Rastafarian religion, for some reason worship the former leader of Ethiopia, Haile Sellassie I, and say things like "Roots!" and "Bup bup!" loudly across streets and alleys to the others of their species. They exist in a cloud of ganga smoke and a bleary, red eyed, dull demeanor; have little to say other than the regurgitated faux black guy verbage they spew. They affect the mannerisms, accent, and dialect of Jamaicans;wear the colors of the Rastafarian, red, gold, and green as well as hippie clothing made from kente cloth; the irony of the whole persona is beyond belief.
This odd affectation could possiby be a result of embarassment of one's true culture, which necessitated the hijacking of someone else's.
This persona could be viewed in abundance in the mountain town of Telluride, Colorado in the mid-90's, before they all cut their hair and became realtors and business owners. Their fake accents magically disappeared.
Trustafarian: Yo, man, Irie Ites! (tranlation, Hello Mister Real Live Black Man! Gosh darn, that's some good looking alkalizing organic vegan food you're about to consume!!!)
Actual Rastafarian: Fuck you rich white boy! What the fuck is wrong with you!!!???!!!
Actual Rastafarian: Fuck you rich white boy! What the fuck is wrong with you!!!???!!!
by VanadiamElerdville November 4, 2009
This is a general term denoting the act of housekeeping in all of its forms, specifically the act of removing pubic hair from bathroom surfaces. Created over the disturbing job of trying to remove with your rag that one last elusive pubic hair, almost certainly belonging to someone else, from an otherwise clean tub. Term is frequently used by staffs of professional housekeepers, especially young white hippie housekeepers in the ritzy mountainous ski towns of Southwest Colorado.
Dreadlocked baked male maid #1: Hey dude, 'sup today? Wanna ride?
Dreadlocked baked male maid #2: Ah you know...just chasing curlies, then headed up {onto omnipresent ski hill}.
Dreadlocked baked male maid #1: Dude, you really should have been born a trustfunder like me.
Dreadlocked baked male maid #2: Ah you know...just chasing curlies, then headed up {onto omnipresent ski hill}.
Dreadlocked baked male maid #1: Dude, you really should have been born a trustfunder like me.
by VanadiamElerdville November 3, 2009