6 definitions by VanDammeAmerican

Attempts to look gangster when they have a tactical advantage but goes prep school mode when called out by the real thing
by VanDammeAmerican June 8, 2023
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An aged bad mutha who gets scarier with age. Usually covered in battle scars. Doesn't need to prove shit cause everyone already knows what they're about. Quiet but has a tendency to dish out savage and comedic burns. Fond of saying "you're showing up to that fight ten years too soon boy."
The guy who plays Machete is a Danny Trejo American.
by VanDammeAmerican July 3, 2023
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A Japanese term for patriotic fun loving, happy go lucky, bold and loud Americans. Often used to describe American military or people who mix comoflage and old glory patterns. Also used to describe Americans who live in the Bible belt.
The fact that Van Damme is Belgian is irrelevant because he played Guile in Street fighter
I'm visiting America to party with "Van Damme Americans."
by VanDammeAmerican March 20, 2023
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A Japanese slang term for American battle hardened, emotionally scarred female military with a blunt sense of realism, quiet personality, loud fashion sense and often small of stature but deceptively muscular. Accidentally comes off as intimidating without trying.

Gives off a "dont make me embarrass or hurt you vibe."
Kylie Minogue is Australian but it doesn't matter.
Don't screw with Staff Sergeant over there, she's a "Kylie Minogue American"
by VanDammeAmerican March 20, 2023
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A culturally aware loudmouthed American badass who despite not being especially nerdy has an appreciation for nerd culture and is welcomed into their social circles.
That old timer in Godzilla Final Wars is a Don Frye American.
by VanDammeAmerican July 3, 2023
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A derogatory Japanese slang term for obnoxious liberal or leftist Americans used by America loving J-Boys and media personalities. It's used to describe SJWs, race baiters, LGBT activist, CCP pandering weaklings and cancel culture advocates resembling leftist stereotypes from Seattle.
I don't wanna hear criticism about my work not being inclusive by some "Seattle Pussy."
by VanDammeAmerican March 20, 2023
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