4 definitions by Valma DooDoo
When a dirty ass girl decides that its a better idea to slick her hair back into a ponytail, than it is to take a shower. She pulls it back tight against her head and adds product to make the grease look planned. She isn't fooling anyone.
by Valma DooDoo August 11, 2011
Similar to Resting Bitch Face, Resting Douche Face occurs when a mans face looks constantly angry or upset. Even when the man is in a good or decent mood, the look on his face says otherwise. In a complete state of relaxation, this man looks like a total douche, based simply on the expression of his face.
by Valma DooDoo May 19, 2015
That girl that likes to put guys in their place. She doesn't take anything from anyone. She'll take their pride, smash it to pieces and hand it back to them with a smile on her face.
by Valma DooDoo August 11, 2011
The act of performing self inflicted sex while in the process of voiding your bowels. i.e. Masturbating while you poop.
by Valma DooDoo January 9, 2014