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Skee-En-Ki

a way elementary school teachers once tried to call science class for fun, and for a way that could help little kids remember science facts... however the plan backfired and the teachers involved not only sounded like retards but were ridiculed and they looked like idiots... It was fucking hilarious.
Are you ready for Skee-En-Ki class?
by Valher November 3, 2009
mugGet the Skee-En-Kimug.

BESCUMBER

Can you imagine what Bescumber means? I tried really hard but, couldn't.

It means in its exact definition (I take no credit for it): bescumber is just one of many words in the English language that basically mean “to spray with poo”. These are: BEDUNG, BERAY, IMMERD, SHARNY, and the good ol’ SHITTEN. In special cases, you can use BEMUTE (specifically means to drop poo on someone from great height), SHARD-BORN (born in dung), and FIMICOLOUS (living and growing on crap)
WTF that dude just bescumbered you!
by Valher November 3, 2009
mugGet the BESCUMBERmug.

Herpaganaciphilitis

1. A terrible and embarrassing STD which includes Herpes, Gonorrhea, and Syphilis... basically ensuring that once you have it, you will be lonely for the rest of your life.
Man that guy got Herpaganaciphilitis from that Hoebag!
Thats must suck... poor bastard.
by Valher November 3, 2009
mugGet the Herpaganaciphilitismug.

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