Valher's definitions

BOANTHROPY

1. A strange condition in which a person, usually male, begins to lose their sanity, eventually beginning to believe themselves to be an ox.

That dude was diagnosed with Boanthropy the other day.
No wonder, his mom's a cow.

by Valher November 3, 2009

BESCUMBER

Can you imagine what Bescumber means? I tried really hard but, couldn't.

It means in its exact definition (I take no credit for it): bescumber is just one of many words in the English language that basically mean “to spray with poo”. These are: BEDUNG, BERAY, IMMERD, SHARNY, and the good ol’ SHITTEN. In special cases, you can use BEMUTE (specifically means to drop poo on someone from great height), SHARD-BORN (born in dung), and FIMICOLOUS (living and growing on crap)

WTF that dude just bescumbered you!

by Valher November 3, 2009

Herpaganaciphilitis

1. A terrible and embarrassing STD which includes Herpes, Gonorrhea, and Syphilis... basically ensuring that once you have it, you will be lonely for the rest of your life.

Man that guy got Herpaganaciphilitis from that Hoebag!
Thats must suck... poor bastard.

by Valher November 3, 2009