1 definition by VaJJMcBadass
A meat-headed jock that has done sooo many steroids that it made his penis miniscule. He thinks he's hot, but reality hasn't hit him yet. Cat shit covered in sand looks better than he ever will. He thinks he's good at football but all he's really good at is warming the left bench, for all of the other good-looking football players.
Christopher Shaver
by VaJJMcBadass May 16, 2011