2 definitions by VëN0mbúÑny
Simulation game which beats at a rate lower than George floyd's heartrate. Kids use it to spill their mommy's money while men use it to lecture others
This is a really big announcement which we we would love everyone to take part in,
Introducing the Second season of the Zaan Premier League! (ZPL in short). We are back with a new host and a new game! The season will be streamed on Youtube/Twitch using FIFA 21 by our new host @✦ Muddles ✦ !
How does it work??
You guys will be choosing existing teams, Any team you like (it has to be in FIFA tho). After everyone chooses and the registrations are closed.....Budgets will be allotted to all the teams registered according to how good the club is For example if someone chooses Sheffield United, They have much more budget than someone who chose Manchester United....After the budgets are allotted, The Transfer Window is opened! If you want transfers, you can negotiate with the other team's owner and when the deal is finalised by both the teams, u can dm the host @✦ Muddles ✦ the deal for confirmation. After the Transfer Window is closed, we put all the teams in 1 league in a career mode simulation and the matches begin!
Introducing the Second season of the Zaan Premier League! (ZPL in short). We are back with a new host and a new game! The season will be streamed on Youtube/Twitch using FIFA 21 by our new host @✦ Muddles ✦ !
How does it work??
You guys will be choosing existing teams, Any team you like (it has to be in FIFA tho). After everyone chooses and the registrations are closed.....Budgets will be allotted to all the teams registered according to how good the club is For example if someone chooses Sheffield United, They have much more budget than someone who chose Manchester United....After the budgets are allotted, The Transfer Window is opened! If you want transfers, you can negotiate with the other team's owner and when the deal is finalised by both the teams, u can dm the host @✦ Muddles ✦ the deal for confirmation. After the Transfer Window is closed, we put all the teams in 1 league in a career mode simulation and the matches begin!
by VëN0mbúÑny June 2, 2022
TOP 4 IS OFFICIALLY OVER. WE HAVE CONCEDED 6 FUCKING GOALS TO MANCHESTER SHITTY IN TOTAL. OUR DEFENSE ARE A BUNCH OF STATUE OF LIBERTIES NOT MARKING ANYONE OR STOPPING THE FUCKING CROSS FROM COMING IN. TERMINATE MAGUIRE'S CONTRACT. HE DOES NOT DESERVE TO PLAY FOR THE FUCKING BADGE LET ALONE THE PREM. HE JUST SAT THERE AND LET THE DAMN CROSS COME RIGHT IN AND LET DE BRUYNE SCORE UNMARKED TWICE. MAHREZ SCORES UNMARKED. WHERE IS THE DAMN DEFENSE? TOO SCARED TO GET COVID BECAUSE YOU WONT MARK ANYONE? WE GOT TRASHED 4-1. FOUR FUCKING ONE. WORST DEFEAT BY CITY IN A LONG FUCKING TIME. GET RID OF EVERYONE IN THIS JOKE CLUB. I AM SICK AND TIRED AND I AM ABOUT TO GET RID OF MY UNITED SHIRTS. I AM DONE WATCHING SHITTY PREFORMANCES EVERY FUCKING WEEK. WE WILL NOT WIN THE UCL AND WE WONT GET TOP 4. THIS CLUB IS OFFICIALLY FINISHED. MIGHT ASWELL DELETE THE DAMN CLUB BECAUSE WE WILL GO DOWNHILL FROM HERE. WE WILL GET DESTROYED BY LIVERPOOL, LOSE TO ARSENAL, DROP POINTS TO SPURS, AND LOSE TO CHELSEA. WE ARE AN EMBERASSING CLUB AND WE ARE A MEME. SUCH A FUCKING JOKE. MAGUIRE AND LINDELOF? FRED AND MCTOMINAY IN THE FUCKING DERBY? FUCK OFF. RANGNICK IS OLE IN DISGUISE . SHIT SHIT SHIT.
by VëN0mbúÑny June 2, 2022