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A tiny useless gay guitar usually found within people's trash bins and in that annoying song named riptide
Guy 1:hey I need a person for the band

Guy 2: what position

Guy 1:Guitarist

Guy 2:I can play ukulele

Guy 1:Your a disappointment and a waste of money for learning
by Urmummygee August 14, 2019
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