A homosexual (or lgbtq person in general) individual who seeks a relationship but does not respond to obvious opportunities and/or offers to persue one.
Girl You Like: “Heyyy, I’ve decided to come out to you as Bisexual! I feel close to you, like you really get me ;) Also you look really cute with that new hairstyle! *agressive flirting*
Me: Wow good for you! Thanks! (She totally doesn’t like me and if I say I like her it will probably ruin our friendship, she’s probably saying that to be nice and because I’m the only lesbian she knows. Yes. That’s what she meant.)
Random Friend: Yo that girl totally likes you this is your dream come true!
Me: What
Random Friend: You are such a useless gay
Me: Wow good for you! Thanks! (She totally doesn’t like me and if I say I like her it will probably ruin our friendship, she’s probably saying that to be nice and because I’m the only lesbian she knows. Yes. That’s what she meant.)
Random Friend: Yo that girl totally likes you this is your dream come true!
Me: What
Random Friend: You are such a useless gay
by Likitit July 17, 2018
An LGBTQ+ person who flirts jokingly with someone they're actually interested in, but thinks the other person is just being friendly when they flirt back meanwhile getting very flustered and then not knowing how to make an actual move when they definitely reciprocate.
Friend: Wow, you should ask for their number!
Me, blushing: No! What? I can't... I'm such a useless gay.
Friend: They were totally flirting back, now's perfect!
Me, blushing: No! What? I can't... I'm such a useless gay.
Friend: They were totally flirting back, now's perfect!
by SilverCellVioletSky December 4, 2020
by rey is dying October 20, 2020