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Head is the act of having someone either eat you out or suck your dick. If you intend to make the person finish, you'll be at it for about 20 minutes so choose a good spot with limited eyes. Guys first like to receive head from a girl but if they decide to give some in return, they'll find out they like giving head. Fun fact: Guys see girls as ugly after finishing due to the fact that when they used to watch porn, they were used to top notch actresses.
"Give me some head." "No I don't want to be on my knees for half an hour."
by UrbanDefinitionsIRL May 10, 2021
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Calvo is the private school boy with long flowy hair. He is a quiet kid at first but if you get to know him you'll understand his game: pretend to me an innocent and nice boy to land girls in his bed, which never fails. Calvo has lots of friends and is very generous toward those he knows and is highly overprotective over his top peers. Secretly, Calvo has a huge cock that he simply denies having, until it's inside of you. His abs are unforgettable and make you instantly wet at their warmth. Calvo has a deep voice that he acquired in middle school and has been using to whisper in girls ears while sticking it in for years.
"Where were you?" "I was with Calvo." "Oh! Was it as good as you thought it would be?" "It was the best ever."
by UrbanDefinitionsIRL May 10, 2021
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Elianne is a perfect girl. She is an athletic and beautiful girl who finds interest in volleyball and art. Although she seems like a shy innocent girl on the outside, if she lets you into her world she will have you trapped between her thighs with love. Guys second guess Elianne due to her height, but those who dare venture into her territory are greatly surprised by the super nice and caring girl on the inside.
"Elianne invited me to a party." "Oh good, you can go Elianne is a very nice girl and I trust her decisions."
by UrbanDefinitionsIRL May 10, 2021
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Seggz is a way of saying sex without actually saying it. Commonly used on tiktok and other social media platforms due to community guidelines and young eyes.
"I had to respost a tiktok because I wrote s3x, I reposted it with seggz and snuck by the guidelines."
by UrbanDefinitionsIRL May 10, 2021
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Chris is the biggest hoe in the friend group, although he seems very shy on the outside yet his body count is above everyone's standards. He is a skinny boy who, under his baggy clothes, has a great unforgettable set of abs. Chris is a very nice guy who always know both how to satisfy a woman and how to treat one correctly. His reputation struggled through middle school but as he started high school he began to thrive, getting all the girls, rising in popularity, but not maintaining the best grades. His parents are strict towards his surrounding academics but he works hard enough to see his friends and girlfriends often. His judgement is not always the best but through and through he's a great guy, perfect some may say...
"Guess who asked me out? Chris did!" "Oh my god! Are you serious? Don't mess that one up, he'll be perfect for you."
by UrbanDefinitionsIRL May 10, 2021
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