9 definitions by Urban w

I realy want want to be with my wee cooka chew
by Urban w July 8, 2022
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Oh he's a toolbandit (PENIS)
That guy is as much use as as a toolbandit
by Urban w July 6, 2022
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Oh hes a toolbandit (some one who sucks a mans penis )
I wouldn't go to sleep with him in the room once the lights are out i here he's a toolbandit
by Urban w July 6, 2022
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I smelt her perfume in the lift come on jim it was a big smelly fart and ile tell you boy it didnt come from her heart it was holybumsmoke
Phew smell that what a fart thats a real Holybumsmoke no joke pal
by Urban w November 13, 2022
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