15 definitions by Ur mom's shrek hentai
he's an old guy who's in the news a lot along with some other old guy who's name i forgot.
I think it was like dan or something
I think it was like dan or something
by Ur mom's shrek hentai November 6, 2020
some people use it as an insult to that political guy but the phrase is actually is referring to the fact that joe mama is sleepy from me doing her all night
by Ur mom's shrek hentai November 6, 2020
The one and only superior religion where long ago a powerful being named shrek created the universe and about 4.3 billion years ago he created the earth but it was a giant swamp and the only life was plants and ogres and donkeys. eventually some of these ogres evolved to become what is now known as humans and the earth changed too causing swamps to be a lot less common then they used to. Some ogres stayed isolated and did not evolve. the last known ogres seen around 400 years ago but some theories suggest that they have a colony of ogres still thrive on slugs and eyeballs deep under swamps. This theory is highly supported since nobody has seen any evidence of ogre remains so they are likely hiding and waiting to return. Anybody who opposes this belief is a lord farquaad supporter and should be thrown in the lava that surrounds the dragons castle. There are many variations of shrekism but they all revolve around the belief that the all mighty shrek controls everything that exists. Some believe it is possible to summon shrek by tying a donkey to a tree in a swamp surrounded by onions and chanting “what are you doing in my swamp” over and over while playing All star by smash mouth from a CD player that was manufactured in 2001. Many people have tried this but nobody has succeeded in summoning shrek because the conditions have to be absolutely perfect and it is still very difficult.
It was very easy to convert my Christian friend into a shrekist because of how much more sense shrekism makes
by Ur mom's shrek hentai April 21, 2019
A spanish scentence that when translated to english, says "give me your little thing" it is also used as a way to get clickbait veiws by minecraft youtubers like RageElixer.
by Ur mom's shrek hentai June 11, 2018
When you’re sleeping in a bed in Minecraft but the other person isn’t sleeping so you type the word “slep” in chat to indicate that you want them to sleep for the game to skip to morning
Chat: Steve is sleeping in a bed. To skip to dawn, all players need to sleep in beds at the same time.
<Steve> slep
<Alex> I can’t I’m mining
<Steve> please it’s raining
<Alex> fine
Alex goes up to surface and sleeps
<Steve> slep
<Alex> I can’t I’m mining
<Steve> please it’s raining
<Alex> fine
Alex goes up to surface and sleeps
by Ur mom's shrek hentai March 26, 2020
by Ur mom's shrek hentai October 20, 2019
Listen here you big juicy nut. I’ll give you three seconds before I spread your cheeks like some butter
by Ur mom's shrek hentai August 21, 2018