2 definitions by Ur Local Farmer

Planting

The action of putting any sort of plant seeds inside a woman’s vagina before, during, or after sex and letting them grow inside of her until she has a plant coming out of her pussy.

Me and my girlfriend tried planting and in 9 months we should have a sunflower.

by Ur Local Farmer June 1, 2020

Human Torch

When you kidnap someone and take them to your basement then proceed to tie them up and light them on fire while making them watch all the Fantastic Four films on a loop until they burn to death.

Doug: I need to burn off some steam
Rick: why don’t you go Human Torch someone?

by Ur Local Farmer June 1, 2020