7 definitions by Unspellable

WLT

Apple Inc's Worldwide Loyalty Team - an internal team, likened to a non-lethal Gestapo or KGB, committed to investigating IP leaks at Apple.

The Apple employees, in the department where the photo is thought to have leaked from, sat quietly, thinking about the superfluous NDA they just signed, as the WLT invaded their iPhones' content - call logs, emails, photos, and text messages.

by Unspellable December 16, 2009

erronic

Idiotically erroneous.

Trying to put out a grease fire with water is erronic.

by Unspellable March 8, 2014

Fauxbal Warming

The support of the idea of Global Warming via 'faux' means.

The Climate Research Unit's (CRU) hacked email and software code has shown Global Warming is actually just Fauxbal Warming.

by Unspellable December 8, 2009

slow cut

A perceived 'short cut' that takes longer than the usual route(s) or mean(s).

Wife: Why are we going down this road?
Me: It'll be quicker.
Wife: This better not be another one of your slow cuts!

by Unspellable November 6, 2007

slow cut

A perceived 'short cut' that turns out to take longer than normal route(s) or mean(s).

Wife: Why are we going down this road?
Me: It'll be quicker.
Wife: This better not be another one of your slow cuts!

by Unspellable November 6, 2007

The Ms.

Microsoft.

I saw pirated copies of MS Office for sale on eBay... and you know The Ms. doesn't like being ripped off.

by Unspellable December 15, 2009

NAH

Non-Apple Hardware

I really wish Apple would scare the stock value out of Microsoft by simply pursuing OS X "availability" on NAH.

by Unspellable July 16, 2009