4 definitions by UnofficialButTrue

butner

verb to frequently and consistently miss scheduled appointments (including work for long durations) with little to no notice, often accompanied by outlandish or insufficient reasoning.

Doctor: "I had to drop the patient. He kept butnering his appointments. Seriously, not even a phone call to cancel."
Lazy Worker Bro: "I just scored a two week vacation in Cancún! I'll just butner work and it's party time! I'll make up something like an dental problem if they ask when I get back."
Boss: "He's fired for pulling a month long no-call/no-show." HR Rep:" I've never seen someone butner that long!"

by UnofficialButTrue January 25, 2017

Beehee

Slang for the BH, the starfish, the knothole, the butt-hole

“You’re taking way too long pooping. I’m not licking the beehee tonight”

by UnofficialButTrue October 21, 2020

katie

(verb) rally the day after drinking with hydrating electrolytes and educational programming

Person 1: You sure you should drink like this tonight?
Person 2: Sure, I’ll just katie through finals with Gatorade and Bill Nye

by UnofficialButTrue May 30, 2022

Pepper Grinder

Fisting the vagina during anal sex, and twisting the fist providing extra stimulation to the vagina and penis.

I was fisting her, then started fucking her ass for the full pepper grinder combo

by UnofficialButTrue November 30, 2018