3 definitions by UnknownKid5

Kieran

A massive GYM LAD who gets all the women in the word. Simply a bloke you do not want to mess with. He is the most sigma of the sigma males and if anything gets in his way they will simply just get knocked out.

Boy 1: Have you seen that sigma over there
Boy 2: I wouldn’t mess with him he’s a Kieran

by UnknownKid5 September 22, 2022

Cockwomble

What are you doing with your life? Get off urban dictionary and go outside. Stop wasting your life and do something with it. If not you might become a cockwomble.

Person 1: Shut up
Person 2: Give your head a wobble you stupid cockwomble

by UnknownKid5 August 3, 2020

Dylan

A massive virgin. Most of the time is under 5 foot .He normally has a squeaky voice. Gets very annoyed and lairy for no reason. Gets very angry if pushed in a pool. He is a total jerk must of the time but is mainly a massive bellend. Also acts like a wannabe roadman. He acts hard but he is a massive pussy.

Person 1: Hey look at that small kid.
Person 2: Well look at him he is definitely a Dylan .

by UnknownKid5 August 3, 2020