7 definitions by University of Markov
The 17th president of the United States, the president who succeeded Lincoln after his assassination. Andrew Johnson is often considered to be one of the worst American presidents, mainly because of his overly laid back treatment of the South which had just lost the Civil War, his lack of concern about now freedman slaves that had no place to work or go due to discrimination in society, and his direct defiance of Congress. Johnson tried to sabotage Lincoln's reconstruction plans and he went to war with Congress until he was eventually impeached, just barely evading removal from office. Johnson was a white supremacist and is mutually agreed by historians to have been a very poor leader.
Some of the worst presidents the U.S. has seen include James Buchanan, Andrew Johnson, and Franklin Pierce.
by University of Markov October 29, 2019
Person 1: Are you afraid of North Korea’s Nuke?
Person 2: Afraid that it might give Kim Jong Un a paper cut? Not really.
Person 2: Afraid that it might give Kim Jong Un a paper cut? Not really.
by University of Markov March 30, 2018
The career-starting hit song from the late rock legend David Bowie, which tells the story of astronaut Major Tom, who launches off for the moon before being cut off from ground control's communications. A truly beloved song by all who appreciate classic rock, considered by many to be one of David Bowie's greatest songs.
Many people enjoy David Bowie's Space Oddity, which will help uphold his memory for generations to come.
by University of Markov June 27, 2019
1.) We do not talk about TW9-UA. If you mention it, you die.
2.) When you write a definition on Urban Dictionary and a completely random and unrelated GIF is given for it.
2.) When you write a definition on Urban Dictionary and a completely random and unrelated GIF is given for it.
Person 1: Have you heard about TW9-UA?
Person 2: Have you?
Person 1: Yeah-
Person 2: (Shoots person one.)
Person 2: Have you?
Person 1: Yeah-
Person 2: (Shoots person one.)
by University of Markov March 30, 2018
Arguably one of the more challenging concepts to learn in integral calculus, integration by parts is the process by which you find the integral of 2 expressions multiplied together. The most common formula for doing this is "udv = uv -integral(vdu)," but an easier way to view it is "uv = (u * integral(v)) - (integral(u' - integral(v))"
Integration by parts is a very tricky concept to learn at first, but with some time and practice can become easier to do and often amusing for calculus students.
by University of Markov December 30, 2021
Olivia: Did you see David Muir the last episode of ABC World News last night?
Me: Yeah, it’s my favorite Anime. I think that at the end of the season, David Muir will go to Russia and battle Vladimir Putin.
Me: Yeah, it’s my favorite Anime. I think that at the end of the season, David Muir will go to Russia and battle Vladimir Putin.
by University of Markov March 30, 2018
On Snapchat, when someone you've been snapping views one of your messages but hasn't yet responded. Stop whining, it's not that big of a deal and it doesn't mean they hate you, it just means they're busy or they thought the conversation had ended.
Liza: Oh God! Paulie left me on open! That bastard! We're over now! I want to die!
Winnie: Stop your cryin. He's at work and he's not supposed to be Snappin you in the first place. Just cause he's busy and you're left on open for the moment don't mean he hates you.
Winnie: Stop your cryin. He's at work and he's not supposed to be Snappin you in the first place. Just cause he's busy and you're left on open for the moment don't mean he hates you.
by University of Markov October 13, 2019