2 definitions by UncleSamPatriot

the hair b/w the ass hole and the penis.
G-d dammit josh why is ur gouch hair sticking out of ur pants?
by UncleSamPatriot December 19, 2016
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"My struggle". Also a phrase shouted by a person in times of great distress and worry

pronounced ( mine-compf)
" Uhhh i just got a 30% on my last test... MHINE KOMPF!!!"
by UncleSamPatriot May 7, 2018
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