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2 definitions by Uncle Garfunkle

1. A disgruntled dwarf from the coldest reigon of Russia, who makes his/her living by performing in circuses.

2. A "little-person" who is enebriated anywhere from 12-23 hours of the day

3. An all-purpose word for use in the game "madlibs"

4. The result of a person much like yourself looking into a mirror
I was stoned to death by Siberian Circus Midgets
by Uncle Garfunkle April 25, 2007
The act of eating babies; anywhere from 12-29 per sitting
I did some Charity Relief work at my local orphanage
by Uncle Garfunkle April 25, 2007