Puta Esquerosa

Spanish, meaning 'Filthy Whore'. Usually a disgusting, vile woman. The 'es' in esquerosa is usually silent.

Tu mama es una puta esquerosa.

by Uncle Funkalunkel October 09, 2003

Crucified Alien

The name of some sucka MC named Alex. Very chill guy, extremely smart and willing to learn, and a hell of a lay. Give him some Twizzlers and he's yours for life.

Crucified Alien stole the cookie from the cookie jar.
Who, me?
Yes, you!
Couldn't be!
Then, who?

by Uncle Funkalunkel November 14, 2003

ass it up

When someone comes to your house and farts all over the place. Even one fart can be considered assing it up.

That motherfucker done came to my crib and assed it up in my motherfuckin' heezy!

by Uncle Funkalunkel October 15, 2003

Butt Gravy

When a wordfart/word is misjudged, it can drop some butt gravy onto the tighty whities. Is used to describe the gooey, mucusy ass slop that drips from a distressed bunghole.

Sucka MC: Damn, yo, I think I done shit my pants!
Pitied Fool: Naw, kid. You just dropped some butt gravy.

by Uncle Funkalunkel September 23, 2003

vaginal blood fart

A menstrual ejection. When a woman is menstruating, and she queefs a blood clot.

I was giving your mom a donkey punch when she popped a vaginal blood fart.

by Uncle Funkalunkel October 10, 2003

Butt Sneeze

A forcefully-ejected wordfart/word , but may sometimes be accompanied by wordbutt gravy/word , which will be wordass vomit/word .

Fool-ass Sucka: Damn, son, what is that stizzench?
Sucka-ass Fool: I ates me some grits this mo'nin' and had me a butt sneeze.

by Uncle Funkalunkel September 23, 2003

filth

The pigs, bacon, 5-0, po'-po', the Cops. The best term for Piggery is the Filth. Originated in Britain.

Cheese it, boys! Its da filth!

by Uncle Funkalunkel September 23, 2003