kk and doom

A couple of self-aggrandizing, lowlife, do-nothing shitstains the world could do without. Seriously delusional botards with demagogual complexes.

KK and Doom are the two stupidest wannabe intellectuals to be allowed to breathe.

by Uncle Funkalunkel October 09, 2003

Assing it up

The act of going over to someone's house and dropping some serious deuces. Can also be when you go to someone's house and rip a couple.

Damn, Mark is having a party. I'm gonna go to his house and ass it up in that motherfucker.

by Uncle Funkalunkel October 15, 2003

ass clitoris

A nub of flesh on the top of someone's asshole. Pretty fucking gross.

I was fucking your mom in the ass and I tapped her ass clitoris and she squirted diarrhea on me.

by Uncle Funkalunkel October 29, 2003

scallywag

When your scally becomes agitated and wiggles rigorously.

I was so itchy there I had a scallywag!

by Uncle Funkalunkel November 13, 2003

cock-tease

An idiot. A girl who makes a guy achieve bonerdom, but will not participate in any jizz-inducing behavior. This is a dangerous game, and many cock-teases wind up with a bloody nose and a face full of spooge.

Cock-teases are almost as terrible as Republicans.

by Uncle Funkalunkel October 10, 2003

cutty

A fuckin' whiskey. Cutty Sark whisky, AKA Cutty, you country ass niggaz!

Damn country-ass sucka MCs cain't be THIS dumb.

by Uncle Funkalunkel October 27, 2003

Crucified Alien

The name of some sucka MC named Alex. Very chill guy, extremely smart and willing to learn, and a hell of a lay. Give him some Twizzlers and he's yours for life.

Crucified Alien stole the cookie from the cookie jar.
Who, me?
Yes, you!
Couldn't be!
Then, who?

by Uncle Funkalunkel November 14, 2003