Definitions by Uncle Funkalunkel

Ja Rule 

A wannabe rapper who is rumored to take it up the ass from his barber.

50 Cent owns this little beyotch, and there ain't nothin Louis Farrakhan can say to change that shit.

Ja Rule by Uncle Funkalunkel November 18, 2003

Crucified Alien 

The name of some sucka MC named Alex. Very chill guy, extremely smart and willing to learn, and a hell of a lay. Give him some Twizzlers and he's yours for life.

Crucified Alien stole the cookie from the cookie jar.
Who, me?
Yes, you!
Couldn't be!
Then, who?

Crucified Alien by Uncle Funkalunkel November 14, 2003

scallywag 

When your scally becomes agitated and wiggles rigorously.

I was so itchy there I had a scallywag!

scallywag by Uncle Funkalunkel November 13, 2003

ass clitoris 

A nub of flesh on the top of someone's asshole. Pretty fucking gross.

I was fucking your mom in the ass and I tapped her ass clitoris and she squirted diarrhea on me.

ass clitoris by Uncle Funkalunkel October 29, 2003

cutty 

A fuckin' whiskey. Cutty Sark whisky, AKA Cutty, you country ass niggaz!

Damn country-ass sucka MCs cain't be THIS dumb.

cutty by Uncle Funkalunkel October 27, 2003

ass it up

When someone comes to your house and farts all over the place. Even one fart can be considered assing it up.

That motherfucker done came to my crib and assed it up in my motherfuckin' heezy!

ass it up by Uncle Funkalunkel October 15, 2003

Assing it up

The act of going over to someone's house and dropping some serious deuces. Can also be when you go to someone's house and rip a couple.

Damn, Mark is having a party. I'm gonna go to his house and ass it up in that motherfucker.

Assing it up by Uncle Funkalunkel October 15, 2003