15 definitions by Uncle Funkalunkel

Top Definition
The pigs, bacon, 5-0, po'-po', the Cops. The best term for Piggery is the Filth. Originated in Britain.
Cheese it, boys! Its da filth!
by Uncle Funkalunkel September 23, 2003
A menstrual ejection. When a woman is menstruating, and she queefs a blood clot.
I was giving your mom a donkey punch when she popped a vaginal blood fart.
by Uncle Funkalunkel October 10, 2003
A wannabe rapper who is rumored to take it up the ass from his barber.
50 Cent owns this little beyotch, and there ain't nothin Louis Farrakhan can say to change that shit.
by Uncle Funkalunkel November 18, 2003
When a fart is misjudged, it can drop some butt gravy onto the tighty whities. Is used to describe the gooey, mucusy ass slop that drips from a distressed bunghole.
Sucka MC: Damn, yo, I think I done shit my pants!
Pitied Fool: Naw, kid. You just dropped some butt gravy.
by Uncle Funkalunkel September 23, 2003
A forcefully-ejected fart , but may sometimes be accompanied by butt gravy , which will be ass vomit .
Fool-ass Sucka: Damn, son, what is that stizzench?
Sucka-ass Fool: I ates me some grits this mo'nin' and had me a butt sneeze.
by Uncle Funkalunkel September 23, 2003
When someone comes to your house and farts all over the place. Even one fart can be considered assing it up.
That motherfucker done came to my crib and assed it up in my motherfuckin' heezy!
by Uncle Funkalunkel October 15, 2003
The name of some sucka MC named Alex. Very chill guy, extremely smart and willing to learn, and a hell of a lay. Give him some Twizzlers and he's yours for life.
Crucified Alien stole the cookie from the cookie jar.
Who, me?
Yes, you!
Couldn't be!
Then, who?
by Uncle Funkalunkel November 14, 2003

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