Uncle Beasley's definitions

up the ol' dirt road

1. Metaphoric phrase inspired by the path taken by any organ or object inserting the anus, and proceding into the rectum. With the "Dirt Road" obviously referring to fecal matter and the rectal track.

After punishing Tracy's pooter for ten minutes, I flipped her over, face down, spread her cheeks, then finished her off up the ol' dirt road.

by Uncle Beasley September 4, 2006

fugro

An unattractive Afro-American person...For "Fucking Ugly Negro"

Dude we scored the melt from was fugro as a motherfucker.

by Uncle Beasley April 22, 2006

flames from hell

Term describing an extremely effeminate faggot

That twink with the cowboy outfit is flames from hell.

by Uncle Beasley April 22, 2006

izzya

Faster variant of "are you"? Most of the time, (but not always) spoken at the end of a sentence, comment, challenge, statement, or unsult...Basically, the word breaks down to:
izzya==is ya==is you==are you...The words "are" and "is" have identical meanings around here(?)

Izzya ready to go to school, Jimmie?

You lookin' at me kinda funny, Petey...You ain't aimin' ta toss my salad, izzya?

by Uncle Beasley June 30, 2006

pile jacket

A sleaveless, padded or quilted jacket, often worn by hunters or fisherman

With my thermal flannel under my pile jacket, I'm gonna look like a grit!

by Uncle Beasley April 22, 2006

Blower

A person who makes things out of glass, by glass blowing

I know the blower who blew yer bitch.

by Uncle Beasley April 22, 2006

re-roll

A homemade cigarette made with the remaining tobacco twisted out from several smoked cigarette butts, then all of the tobacco is then rolled in a rolling paper.

Gather up all the ashtrays and we'll make a re-roll.

by Uncle Beasley April 22, 2006