Uncle Beasley's definitions

izzya

Faster variant of "are you"? Most of the time, (but not always) spoken at the end of a sentence, comment, challenge, statement, or unsult...Basically, the word breaks down to:
izzya==is ya==is you==are you...The words "are" and "is" have identical meanings around here(?)

Izzya ready to go to school, Jimmie?

You lookin' at me kinda funny, Petey...You ain't aimin' ta toss my salad, izzya?

by Uncle Beasley June 30, 2006

flames from hell

Term describing an extremely effeminate faggot

That twink with the cowboy outfit is flames from hell.

by Uncle Beasley April 22, 2006

water bong

The water bong is a smoking device designed for smoking tobacco or(smokable) narcotics (i.e.Marijuana, methamphetamine, rock (or "crack") cocaine, hashish, Di-Methyl Triptamine(DMT), etc.). Water bongs generally have six parts...The smoke tube, the suck tube, the bong (water receptacle), tobacco/drug holder, carb and hand splint. The bong is basically a sealed chamber...To smoke, first the bong is half-filled with water. A tube with a tobacco/drug holder on the end is inserted in the chamber and the water, while another tube with a mouthpiece on the end is also inserted yet remaining above the water level. The tobacco/dope is put onto the tobacco/drug holder, and then lit. The smoker then sucks on the mouthpiece. This depletes air pressure in the chamber, causing the air to travel from the bowl, through the water, into the chamber, then into the lungs, pulling the smoke with it. The water filters and cools the smoke. The smoker usually gets a couple of hits after the chamber is filled up with smoke.

After Connie took a Huge hit off the water bong, she then knocked it over, spilling the bong water all over the sofa and carpet...Sofa smelled like Brick Weed for a month!

by Uncle Beasley June 29, 2006

fer rel fer rel

Damm tha fuk straight!

Ya'll got me fucked up on dat Stupid Shit, fer rel fer rel

by Uncle Beasley April 22, 2006

High Beams

Describing the way a crackhead's eyes look like after they have been smoking crack.

Marcus is walkin' up Vine Street at 6:00am, with the High Beams on, doin' the Cluck Walk.

by Uncle Beasley April 22, 2006

cooter billy

A redneck, a cracker...Someone who finds joy in Nascar, Miller-in-the-can, and illegal fishing.

When you wear that Harley-Davidson bandana over yer head, you look like a cooter billy!

by Uncle Beasley April 22, 2006

clucking like a chicken

To rant incoherantly while under the influence of a stimulant narcotic, such as amphetamines.

On Day Seven of the meth ride, Chester was clucking like a chicken.

by Uncle Beasley April 22, 2006