Uncle Beasley's definitions

cooter billy

A redneck, a cracker...Someone who finds joy in Nascar, Miller-in-the-can, and illegal fishing.

When you wear that Harley-Davidson bandana over yer head, you look like a cooter billy!

by Uncle Beasley April 22, 2006

fugro

An unattractive Afro-American person...For "Fucking Ugly Negro"

Dude we scored the melt from was fugro as a motherfucker.

by Uncle Beasley April 22, 2006

up the ol' dirt road

1. Metaphoric phrase inspired by the path taken by any organ or object inserting the anus, and proceding into the rectum. With the "Dirt Road" obviously referring to fecal matter and the rectal track.

After punishing Tracy's pooter for ten minutes, I flipped her over, face down, spread her cheeks, then finished her off up the ol' dirt road.

by Uncle Beasley September 4, 2006

fer rel fer rel

Damm tha fuk straight!

Ya'll got me fucked up on dat Stupid Shit, fer rel fer rel

by Uncle Beasley April 22, 2006

ricemount

Righteous Ammount...A very large quantity of something. Usually said with a Southern drawl.

30 tons?...Yah, that's a ricemount a marijuana.

by Uncle Beasley April 22, 2006

clucking like a chicken

To rant incoherantly while under the influence of a stimulant narcotic, such as amphetamines.

On Day Seven of the meth ride, Chester was clucking like a chicken.

by Uncle Beasley April 22, 2006

smoking that shit

Deliberately condescending metaphor denoting (usually, frequent and pervasive)crack cocaine usage/abuse

Where's all yer furniture, VaShawn? Ya'll isn't smoking that shit again, izzya?

by Uncle Beasley June 30, 2006