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cooter billy

A redneck, a cracker...Someone who finds joy in Nascar, Miller-in-the-can, and illegal fishing.
When you wear that Harley-Davidson bandana over yer head, you look like a cooter billy!
by Uncle Beasley April 22, 2006
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fugro

An unattractive Afro-American person...For "Fucking Ugly Negro"
Dude we scored the melt from was fugro as a motherfucker.
by Uncle Beasley April 22, 2006
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up the ol' dirt road

1. Metaphoric phrase inspired by the path taken by any organ or object inserting the anus, and proceding into the rectum. With the "Dirt Road" obviously referring to fecal matter and the rectal track.
After punishing Tracy's pooter for ten minutes, I flipped her over, face down, spread her cheeks, then finished her off up the ol' dirt road.
by Uncle Beasley September 4, 2006
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fer rel fer rel

Ya'll got me fucked up on dat Stupid Shit, fer rel fer rel
by Uncle Beasley April 22, 2006
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ricemount

Righteous Ammount...A very large quantity of something. Usually said with a Southern drawl.
30 tons?...Yah, that's a ricemount a marijuana.
by Uncle Beasley April 22, 2006
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clucking like a chicken

To rant incoherantly while under the influence of a stimulant narcotic, such as amphetamines.
On Day Seven of the meth ride, Chester was clucking like a chicken.
by Uncle Beasley April 22, 2006
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smoking that shit

Deliberately condescending metaphor denoting (usually, frequent and pervasive)crack cocaine usage/abuse
Where's all yer furniture, VaShawn? Ya'll isn't smoking that shit again, izzya?
by Uncle Beasley June 30, 2006
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