Uncle Beasley's definitions

izzya

Faster variant of "are you"? Most of the time, (but not always) spoken at the end of a sentence, comment, challenge, statement, or unsult...Basically, the word breaks down to:
izzya==is ya==is you==are you...The words "are" and "is" have identical meanings around here(?)

Izzya ready to go to school, Jimmie?

You lookin' at me kinda funny, Petey...You ain't aimin' ta toss my salad, izzya?

by Uncle Beasley June 30, 2006

pile jacket

A sleaveless, padded or quilted jacket, often worn by hunters or fisherman

With my thermal flannel under my pile jacket, I'm gonna look like a grit!

by Uncle Beasley April 22, 2006

Satan Death

Describes highly potent narcotics.

I copped a teener of some Satan Death meth.

by Uncle Beasley April 22, 2006

Where the helmet ends

At the very tip of the penis...At the extreme end of someting...The end of the line...The end of the rope...Final resting place...At the tip of something...

Dis street sign sez "Dead End"...We at where the helmet ends.

by Uncle Beasley April 22, 2006

cooter billy

A redneck, a cracker...Someone who finds joy in Nascar, Miller-in-the-can, and illegal fishing.

When you wear that Harley-Davidson bandana over yer head, you look like a cooter billy!

by Uncle Beasley April 22, 2006

treat food

1. <noun> One's personal property or a gathering of properties which
is regarded as unique.

2. <verb> To walk around, going nowhere, to lollygoggle.

Where's my fukkin' treat food?! That was my last rig fer Chrissakes!

I treat fooded around the mall as I waited for my gurl to get her nails done.

by Uncle Beasley April 22, 2006

ricemount

Righteous Ammount...A very large quantity of something. Usually said with a Southern drawl.

30 tons?...Yah, that's a ricemount a marijuana.

by Uncle Beasley April 22, 2006