5 definitions by Uncle McFlirty
Noun
A person that thinks they are special and sparkle, but is really just an annoying and privileged idiot that deserves a special brand of slur.
Often part of the larger and more colorful insult "Glitterclitted Twinkletwat"
A person that thinks they are special and sparkle, but is really just an annoying and privileged idiot that deserves a special brand of slur.
Often part of the larger and more colorful insult "Glitterclitted Twinkletwat"
"Did you see how badly Andy was treating his cousin last night in front of all the kid's friends? What a glitterclitted twinkletwat!"
by Uncle McFlirty March 13, 2023
Noun. AKA; "Milk Toast Weather"
Name for periods of severe weather which cause panic shopping items like Milk and Bread.
Derives it's meaning from Milquetoast, a bland meal whose primary ingredients are Milk and Bread.
Name for periods of severe weather which cause panic shopping items like Milk and Bread.
Derives it's meaning from Milquetoast, a bland meal whose primary ingredients are Milk and Bread.
Tom: "Uh oh, did you see the forecast? Big snowstorm coming, looks like Milquetoast weather."
Jenny: "Crud. I'll go to the store, we need to stock up on bread and milk."
Jenny: "Crud. I'll go to the store, we need to stock up on bread and milk."
by Uncle McFlirty March 13, 2023
Noun,
In the BDSM world, Ronin refers to a subordinate who is without a Dominant but still considers themselves as living the lifestyle.
More often than not they are usually just looking for a good fit for their D/s preferences and not willing to settle
In the BDSM world, Ronin refers to a subordinate who is without a Dominant but still considers themselves as living the lifestyle.
More often than not they are usually just looking for a good fit for their D/s preferences and not willing to settle
"Yo, Jenny's a sub and single right? She's still hitting up Munches and events. She's definitely a Ronin, bro."
by Uncle McFlirty March 13, 2023
The bulge that results when a man dressing in Drags tucks his package too far back and it pops out from behind whenever he bends over
by Uncle McFlirty October 29, 2023
Acondition wherein one attempts sleep, but does not, due to distraction.
Unlike insomnia because insomnia is an inability to fall asleep due to numerous physiological or psychological reasons.
Whereas, with ADHD Insomnia, the mind becomes distracted and basically forgets to fall asleep.
Unlike insomnia because insomnia is an inability to fall asleep due to numerous physiological or psychological reasons.
Whereas, with ADHD Insomnia, the mind becomes distracted and basically forgets to fall asleep.
"Sorry I'm sluggish today at work, Boss. Last night I had a conversation where someone asked me if sable was a dog or a cat, and it triggered a case of ADHD Insomnia. That led to asking google questions which lept distracting me. I still don't know if a sable is a dog or a cat...but I did discover this freaky gut in Norway who sings a great cover of Sultans Of Swing."
by Uncle McFlirty October 30, 2023