53 definitions by Uncle Beasley

To rant incoherantly while under the influence of a stimulant narcotic, such as amphetamines.
On Day Seven of the meth ride, Chester was clucking like a chicken.
by Uncle Beasley April 03, 2006
When a crackhead is walking down the sidewalk in a loopy motion, looking on the ground fer dropped pieces of dope. Like a chicken looking fer seeds to pick at on the ground.
Shee-it, here comes Dominic down the sidewalk, fiendin', with the High Beams on, doin' the Cluck Walk.
by Uncle Beasley April 03, 2006
1. Metaphoric phrase inspired by the path taken by any organ or object inserting the anus, and proceding into the rectum. With the "Dirt Road" obviously referring to fecal matter and the rectal track.
After punishing Tracy's pooter for ten minutes, I flipped her over, face down, spread her cheeks, then finished her off up the ol' dirt road.
by Uncle Beasley September 04, 2006
Something that is dependable, which has stood the "test of time" and is as good now, as it was in "back in the day"
Going against this nickle defense, I'll use the ol' trusty Toss Left...
by Uncle Beasley April 03, 2006
A redneck, a cracker...Someone who finds joy in Nascar, Miller-in-the-can, and illegal fishing.
When you wear that Harley-Davidson bandana over yer head, you look like a cooter billy!
by Uncle Beasley April 03, 2006
Typically in an area with several hospitals in it, a person with no cigarettes or money, walks from hospital to hospital, scoping out the outside ashtrays fer smokable cigarette butts...After the last hospital is hit, you go back to the first...By this time, hopefully, there will be a whole new generation of fresh butts to smoke.
After Gennie locked me out, I was stuck fer a place to go, so to kill time, I hospital surfed, smokin' like a chimney the whole time.
by Uncle Beasley April 03, 2006
A junkie with a car, who drives dope boys around fer a kick-down, be it money or dope.
I did a bootleg cab fer "T" yesterday fer a thirty piece.
by Uncle Beasley April 03, 2006

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