3 definitions by Uhmuhn

dog water

the absolute worst combination of things in existence (dog + water). Something being dog water means its literally the worst it could possibly be.

Bro Jon's absolute dog water at chess

by Uhmuhn March 11, 2021

network-ting

A tech/business shorty you pickup by flexing your job.

Hey, have you seen Nick?

Yeah, he's over there telling Lisa about his new job at Google. She's a network-ting.

by Uhmuhn November 16, 2018

flirtomaniac

Someone who flirts with way too many girls at once. Similar to a fuckboy, but he does not get any girls.

Hey bro, did you hear Kavin flirting with Grace? Oh yeah, hes a flirtomaniac

by Uhmuhn September 8, 2015