703 definitions by USAF Cadet
The early bird gets the worm is a practice that all the cadets in my pod practice -- the first cadet who wakes up takes care of his morning wood by face-fucking any sleeping cadet he wants to.
by USAF Cadet September 24, 2021
by USAF Cadet September 23, 2020
A hum-job is a blowjob, where the guy doing the sucking - hums! The vibrations on the dude's cock-head cause him to have an historic cumgasm when he blows his load.
by USAF Cadet January 14, 2021
A jack-off plea is what a guy says to his jack-off buddy as he's jacking your dick: Ahhh ... don't stop ... that feels sooo good ... I'm gonna cum ... I'm cumming!!!
Please ... my jack-off plea right now is Don't stop ... that feels sooo good ... I'm gonna cum soon, I'm gonna cum, ... I'm cumming!!! Ahhh ...
by USAF Cadet October 30, 2020
A Jack Off Plea (JOP) is what you beg your masturbation buddy to do -- "Ahhh ... don't stop, that feels sooo good, I'm almost there, I'm gonna cum soon, yes ... I feel my cumshot ... I'm cummming ... I'm having a cum-rush pleasure-gasm !!!".
by USAF Cadet January 23, 2021
easy - peasy is is what it's like to be butt-fucked by a guy with a small dick after you've had your cherry-hole busted and stretched a little.
by USAF Cadet September 24, 2021
by USAF Cadet May 19, 2021