2 definitions by UK_SouthWest_Snowy

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9Bars are usually compressed sealed bars of low quality soap
The stuff comes in a clear plastic heat proof sleeve and can be wrapped up to 4 times.Usually each bar has a stamp pressed into it for rough identification.The 9bars are usually pressed with a hydraulic jack to produce a shiny surface on the bar.
Each bar usually has 3 slits cut into it going length ways along the bar there are many reasons given for this. One of the more credible explanations for them is that they are made with a gardeners 3 pronged trowel which is used to pick them up while they are still warm and soft before grouping the 4x9bars into kilo bundles.
"have you seen the amount of fucking plastic in these 9 bars"
by UK_SouthWest_Snowy January 08, 2006
VERY LOW quality cannabis resin product that sometimes comes wrapped in a red Transparent plastic and called Red seal.
The product is a designed to look like Manarlywhich is a very high quality product made by 'rotting' weed underground for many weeks.As cannabis is a plant it liquidises as it starts to rot.The final product is a black gooey mes that gets mixed up with some high quality buds to form a twiggy dough.This stuff is unbelievably sticky and sometimes is dotted with small patches of white mold which sometimes gets passed off as 'templeball' which is one of the rarest forms of resin on the planet.
Due to the average ambient temperature in the uk (bloody cold)Manarly becomes very solid and very hard to work with not to mention expensive to import + due to the fact the decomposition process has already started the product has a VERY short shelf life.
Eventually some bright spark discovered a plant local to the uk with narcotic properties who's extracted resin was still sticky in the uk climate. This was Wild Lettuce. The extracted an purified product is know as lettuce opium.
'Squidgy black' or just 'black' as its sometimes called should be made by mixing lettuce opium with ground up cannabis but as wild lettuce is hard to find these days people have taken to mixing cannabis and bananas to produce a similar but even lower grade of resin.
The surprising thing is that most users of cannabis still think its a high quality product and usually jump at the chance to buy some. The suppliers sometimes spray gold or silver car paint over the kilo block and call it GoldSeal or SilverSeal.Who knows what smoking metallic car paint can do to your lungs!!
Due to one of the ways it can be manufactured the kilo blocks can come with a 'golfball' like pattern pressed into the surface and subsiquently gets given the name GolfBallBlack or just golfball.

Its all JUST packaging its all LOW grade its all the SAME.

The simple truth is its to cold in the UK to have soft cannabis resin so if your in the uk and you have soft black then im affraid you've been stitched!
"what are you smoking?"
"squidge.."
"me to,i got some RedSeal, what you got?"
"Fuck that redseal shite i payed extra and got the gold seal. and i got a bit of the gold on to, everyone knows thats the strongest part..."

(..i wonder why they call it dope!)
by UK_SouthWest_Snowy January 08, 2006

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